Frank Zappa - Jim/Roy Lyrics

Lyrics Jim/Roy - Frank Zappa



JCB: What's goin' on here? I thought we were gonna play a Rock & Roll concert.
Ian: Rock & Roll? I, I already quit the Mothers.
JCB: How are you gonna get laid if you don't play rock & roll and drink beer?
You get laid after the concert if you play rock & roll,
This kind of crap you're not gonna,
You're not gonna get laid anyway with that uniform on.
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna quit I'm gonna go out and hustle me some chick,
The hell with you.
Ian: Jimmy, you need some discipline.
JCB: I'm leaving the group.
Ensemble: Boo! Boo!
FZ: Jimmy Carl, I must inform you, I must inform you, Jimmy Carl,
For your own good, that here in London you're not gonna get any pussy
Unless you look like a popstar. Fix him up! .. .
Mod Jacket .. .
(JCB: Oh Jeezus .. .)
FZ: Frilly Mod Neckpiece,
Jimi Hendrix wig,
And a Feather Boa.
JCB: WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
FZ: Jimmy Carl Black enters the audience to hustle some young ladies.
And if you're really lucky, get something for the robots .. .
Mmmm, their little mechanical things are going up and down, up and down .. .
Roy: Domino, Domino, Domino Biz-bo-OH,
Domino Biz-bo-OH,
Amen,
Domino Biz-bo, Hallelujah, eh .. .
FZ: Et cum spiritu tuo .. .
Roy: Ian, I don't think I qualify for the Mothers
(FZ: They're making up their lines as they go along, isn't it thrilling?)
Roy: I think I'm holding the group back because I'm a MEXICAN.
And also because I don't play bass good.
Ian: I don't care how you can play bass but we have
NO MEXICANS in this group.
Roy: And I wanna join your group.
Ian: No Mexicans!
Roy: I can sing opera, I have already quit, I cut my hair,
I got all my shit together here. I can do it.
Ian: I don't care how you look you gotta be able to cut the part.
Roy: I can sing. Please. Please, Ian, give me a CHANCE.
Ian: I don't believe you can sing.
Roy: Ah, PLEASE! Ah, Ian, PLEASE, IAN! Please!
Ian: Okay Mexican
Roy: Please?
Ian: Okay Mexican
Roy: Okay.
Ian: Sing this note:
Roy (with JCB):
You think everything gonna be alright.
Ian: Okay. You passed the first part of your audition.
Now you gotta sing .. .
Roy: Mi, mi, mi, mi .. .
Poo-lah
Poo-la-ah poo-lah
Poo-da poo-lah poo-lah poo-oo-lah
Wee-ooo-wee-ooo-eee-eee-ooo-ooo
Ah-ah-ah ah-aaah-ah-aaah
Aa-aa-ah aa-ah
Wee-ooo-wee-ooo
Aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aah
Ensemble: BOO! BOO!
FZ: The rejected Mexican pope leaves the stage.



Writer(s): Zappa Frank


Frank Zappa - Mystery Disc
Album Mystery Disc
date of release
14-09-1998

1 Original Mothers At Fillmore East
2 Agency Man (studio version)
3 Band Introductions at the Fillmore West
4 The Story of Willie the Pimp
5 Jim/Roy
6 Power Trio From The Saints 'N Sinners
7 Lecture From Festival Hall Show
8 Black Beauty
9 The Village Inn
10 Chucha
11 Mothers At KPFK
12 Original Mothers Rehearsal
13 Piece Two
14 Don Interrupts
15 I Was a Teen-Age Malt Shop
16 Harry, You're A Beast
17 How Could I Be Such a Fool?
18 The Duke of Prunes (Original)
19 Speed-Freak Boogie
20 Opening Night At "Studio Z"
21 Agency Man
22 Plastic People
23 Steal Away
24 The Birth Of Captain Beefheart
25 Theme From Run Home Slow
26 Piece One
27 Wedding Dress Song/The Handsome Cabin Boy
28 Skweezit Skweezit Skweezit
29 Metal Man Has Won His Wings
30 Bossa Nova Pervertamento
31 Excerpt From The Uncle Frankie Show
32 Party Scene From Mondo Hollywood
33 Theme From Run Home Slow
34 Original Duke Of Prunes
35 Opening Night At "Studio Z"
36 Steal Away
37 The Birth Of Captain Beefheart
38 Metal Man Has Won His Wings
39 I Was a Teen-Age Malt Shop
40 Bossa Nova Pervertamento
41 Excerpt From The Uncle Frankie Show
42 Charva
43 Original Mothers At The Broadside
44 Party Scene From Mondo Hollywood
45 Speed-Freak Boogie
46 Plastic People
47 Piece One
48 How Could I Be Such a Fool?
49 Agency Man
50 Wedding Dress Song/The Handsome Cabin Boy
51 Harry, You're A Beast
52 Skweezit Skweezit Skweezit
53 Harmonica Fun




Attention! Feel free to leave feedback.