Lyrics Mothers At KPFK - Frank Zappa

Bunk: I'd like to dedicate an ode to Joe Lattanzi who played third base for the North-American Italian Club: Oh, Joe...
JCB: Oh, Joe! Joe, Roy. Oh, Joe...
Art: Where you going with that thing in your pants?
Bunk: This is Bunk Sweet Pants Gardner.
JCB: Sock it to him, guy!
Bunk: Why don't you step out here and pack it to me, Art? Glistening white skin, Art!
JCB: Roy, what did Frank always say? He said we could say anything we want to, didn't he?
Art: Corn on that cob...
JCB: You'd better take care of all those kids, especially Geronimo, Darrell, Gary...
Roy: Ay, Indio, Indio...?: Kim.
JCB: Jina, and Kim.
Roy: I'm here from Calif, ay!
JCB: Calif, California!?: Calif! Oh, man!
JCB: All right, Santa Ana, California.
Ian: Roy and Jim have a special kind of form of communication... To illustrate this point we'll now have a conversation between Roy and Jim...
JCB: I refuse!
Ian: As if, as if it was happening in the back seat of a car in San Francisco.
JCB: How 'bout you?
Roy: How 'bout you?
JCB: How 'bout you?... Pink?
Roy: Yeah
JCB: Sure?
Roy: Mhm!
JCB: Mhm-hm-mhm!
Roy: Estáis loco, indio!
JCB: Caray, hombre!
Roy: Estás loco.
JCB: Estás loco, estás loco.
Roy: Wannanenema? Wannanenema?
Art: The recipe is available by mail.
Wanna wanna wannanenema
Yeah-nema
WOAHH!
RAY COLLINS, WE LOVE YOU
Ian: We'll never forget you.
Roy: No.
Ian: We'll never forget you.
Hratche Plche Hratche Plche
Hratche Plche Hratche Plche
(American way!)
Hratche Plche Hratche Plche
(Ray Ray Ray...)
Hratche Plche Hratche Plche
(Help, I'm a rock!)
Hratche Plche Hratche Plche
Hratche Plche Hratche Plche
(Ray Ray Ray...)
Ian: Now, ladies and gentlemen, Don Preston.
Don: I have an organ, a piano, a harpsichord uh, uh, forty-five oscillators and uh, that's my instruments.
Bunk: I've got a uh, bass clarinet, and a clarinet, and a piccolo, and a flute and an alto flute, and a tenor and an alto, and a soprano, and a chanter, and a C melody.
Art: I have a low cowbell, and a hi cowbell.?: Oh, Art!?: You never heard about that, did you?
Art: I have a snare drum and I have a hi tom tom and a low tom tom, I have four melody horns, and they go beep, and I have a slapstick which Don Preston graciously gave to me.
Don: And caresses now.
Art: And it goes pap, and uh, then I have Ga—, Bunk Gardner, and whenever I goose him, he goes 'Bunk'.
Bunk Bunk
Bunk!
Bunk Bunk!
Ian: The other half of the percussion section is Jimmy Carl Black who plays...
JCB: I have a red set of drums.
How you doin' Gary!
Ian: And when, and when the whole band gets together, and plays all these wonderful instruments it sounds like this...