Lyrics Luigi & The Wise Guys - Frank Zappa

You-you-you-ooo
Look like a dor-r-r-k
You act like a dork
Most of the time, also

You're a dor-r-r-r-k (butt rash, butt rash, butt ra-iee-ah-iee-ash)
You are a double-dork butt rash (butt rash, butt rash, butt ra-iee-ah-iee-ash)
You are a dork, dork, dork, dork, dor-r-r-r-k! (butt rash, butt rash, butt ra-iee-ah-iee-ash)
Nobody wants to... that goes there? Okay... okay

You are boring... you have nothing to say (butt rash, butt rash, butt rash, butt rash))
(Nobody wants to hang out with you)
You eat cheese – you eat cheese and other things
You can can wrap it up an' take it with you (butt rash, butt rash, butt rash, butt rash)
From the table
(Luigi & The Wise Guys at the table)
With Luigi & The Wise Guys

You are a dork
You are a dor-r-r-r-k
A double-dork butt rash
There's one in every crew, do you know who you are?
We know, but we won't tell you (butt rash, butt rash, butt ra-iee-ah-iee-ash)
We don't want to hurt your feelings (butt rash, butt rash, butt ra-iee-ah-iee-ash)
But you're a dor-r-r-r-k

Might as well admit it
When you're a dork
You're a dork, all the way (nobody wants to hang out with you)
You're a dork
A double
A double dork butt rash
A double butt rash dork
Luigi & The Wise Guys at the table

You look like a dork
Like a dork
You act like a dork most of the time
You're a dor-r-r-r-k

Double dork
Double dork
Double dork butt rash
DOR-R-R-R-K
Double dork
Double dork
Double dork butt rash
DOR-R-R-R-K
Double dork
Double dork
Double dork butt rash