Lyrics Planet Of The Baritone Women - Frank Zappa

Meanwhile on Wall Street
On the planet of the baritone women
They talk low
′Bout stuff they know
They sing "Oooh!"
And laugh at you
Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah!
Hey if you can't
If you can′t
Do it too
Do it too
Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah!
Hey they sing "Li-li-li-li!"
They sing "Lo-lo-lo-lo!"
The man carry purses
Wherever they go
Junior executives
All in a row
Watch the Baritone Women
Do the Baritone show
Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah!
Hey they sing about wheat
They sing about corn
They sing about places
Where women was born
They sing about hate
They sing about fear
It seems like they all got
A pretty good ear
Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah!
Hey they sing it in harmony
Not often heard
With a big ol' cadenza
Robert Martin from Philadelphia
Curtis Institute graduate 1971, let's hear it for him
On every long word
They keep it as low
As they possibly can
And sometimes they walk
Like an Egyptian
Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah!
Hey they do choreography
Still more unique
They keep their legs open
Whenever they speak
They roll their eyes upward
And over again
And slam their legs closed
When they sing about men
Those baritone women
They are not your friend
Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah!
You will make a mistake
If you go there again