Lyrics Take Me Out To The Ball Game - Frank Zappa

Alright, welcome, and good evening to the baseball game
I′m Skip Carey, and with Keith Van Weiren
For another game between the Atlanta Braves and the Chicago Cubs
The Braves are featuring another outstanding cast
We got a wonderful cast of characters here
He's a home run interim RBA leader for the year, what do you think?
Well uh, I don′t know what the problem is with these Braves
This year they've really been having trouble with one run games
On Sundays for some reason I don't know what it is, what do you think
Well Pete eh
The Dodgers had that problem last year
Lot of one run games specially on Sundays
Well they suddenly ended up uh last in the league
Uh, coming over here, Zane Smith
Is pitchin′ today and I hear he′s got good stuff
Well actually I think the main problem is eh the rookies
The rookies have just not be coming through
They haven't been able to handle that curve ball
Seems to me like they really don′t go over
Oh here he goes, smash foul, he doesn't look to the plate
(That goes for your little dog, too!)
He really gets a hold of that one, it′s gone
Yes, Elvis has left the building!
(And that goes for your little dog, too!)
(And that goes for your little dog, too!)
Move away for the seventh inning stretch after the game
(And that goes for your little dog, too!)
They're singing
He swung on it and missed
Smash foul
Fans getting out of here in a hurry
The player steps out to the plate
Take me out to the game
Uh, you can buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks
I don′t care if he never gets back
Swung on it and missed