Gone Fishin'

He′s lazy, but he's lovable, we know him like a book
Anytime he can′t be found, we know just where to look:

Gone fishin', there's a sign upon his door
Gone fishin′, he ain′t workin' anymore
There′s his hoe out in the sun where he left a row half done
He said "hoein' ain′t no fun", he ain't got no ambition
Gone fishin′ by a shady wady pool
I'm wishin' I could be that kinda fool
I′d say no more work for mine on my door I′d hang a sign
Gone fishin' Instead of just a wishin′

Gone fishin'. . .see him snoozin′ by a brook
Gone fishin'. . .didn′t even bait his hook
There's his hound dog by his side fleas are bitin' at his hide
He won′t scratch ′em he's to tired he ain′t got no ambition
Gone fishin'. . .learnin′ fishin' worms to swim
I′m wishin. . .he wuz me and I wuz him
Wish I had a plane to fly here's what I'd write in the sky
Gone′ fishin′. . .instead of jest awishin'

Gone fishin′. .. he don't worry ′bout no wars
Gone fishin'. . .left his wife to do the chores
Cows need milkin′ in the barn but he jest don't give a darn
See his fishin' pole is gone he′s on a secret mission
Gone fishin′. . .out where peace has never died
I'm wishin′. . .all the world was by his side
Then our guns we'd throw away grab a fishin′ pole and say