Lyrics and translation George Carlin - Guys Named Todd
And
i′m
getting
really
sick
of
guys
named
Todd.
Et
je
commence
vraiment
à
en
avoir
marre
des
mecs
qui
s'appellent
Todd.
It's
a
good
fucking
name
OK.Hi
what′s
your
name?
C'est
un
putain
de
bon
nom,
OK.
Salut,
comment
tu
t'appelles ?
Todd.I'm
Todd.
And
this
is
Blake,
and
Blaire
and
Blaine
and
Brent.
Where
all
these
goofy
fucking
boys
names
comin'
from.
Taylor,
Tyler,
Jordan,
Flynn.
These
are
not
real
names.
You
want
to
hear
a
real
name?
Eddie.
Eddie
is
a
real
name,
what
happened
to
Eddie
he
was
hear
a
minute
ago.
Jackie
and
Johnny
and
Tommy
and
Bill.
Danny,
Larry,
Johnny,
and
Phil.
What
happened?
Todd.
Todd.
Je
m'appelle
Todd.
Et
voici
Blake,
Blaire,
Blaine
et
Brent.
D'où
sortent
tous
ces
noms
de
mecs
stupides ?
Taylor,
Tyler,
Jordan,
Flynn.
Ce
ne
sont
pas
de
vrais
noms.
Tu
veux
entendre
un
vrai
nom ?
Eddie.
Eddie,
c'est
un
vrai
nom,
qu'est-ce
qui
est
arrivé
à
Eddie,
il
était
là
il
y
a
une
minute.
Jackie
et
Johnny
et
Tommy
et
Bill.
Danny,
Larry,
Johnny
et
Phil.
Qu'est-ce
qui
s'est
passé ?
Todd.
And
Cody,
and
Dillon,
and
Cameron,
and
Tucker.
Et
Cody,
et
Dillon,
et
Cameron,
et
Tucker.
Hi
Tucker,
i′m
Todd.
Hi
Todd,
i′m
Tucker.
Fuck
Tucker,
Tucker
sucks.
And
fuck
Tuckers
friend
Kyle.
that's
another
soft
name
for
a
boy.
Kyle.
Salut
Tucker,
je
suis
Todd.
Salut
Todd,
je
suis
Tucker.
Putain
de
Tucker,
Tucker
craint.
Et
putain
de
l'ami
de
Tucker,
Kyle.
C'est
un
autre
nom
mou
pour
un
garçon.
Kyle.
Soft
names
make
soft
people.
I′ll
bet
you
ten
times
out
of
ten,
Nicky,
Vinnie,
and
Tony
would
beat
the
shit
out
of
Todd,
Kyle,
and
Tucker
Les
noms
mous
font
des
gens
mous.
Je
parie
que
dix
fois
sur
dix,
Nicky,
Vinnie
et
Tony
mettraient
la
fessée
à
Todd,
Kyle
et
Tucker.
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2 NASA-Holes
3 White Guys Who Shave Their Heads
4 Gun Enthusiasts
5 People Who Misuse Credit Cards
6 Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons
7 Singers With One Name
8 People Who Wear Visors
9 Music On Answering Machines
10 Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments
11 Family Newsletters
12 Hands-Free Telephone Headsets
13 Telephone Mimes
14 "My Daddy"
15 Baby Slings
16 Parents of Honor Students
17 Motivation Seminars
18 People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books
19 You & Me (Things That Come Off of Your Body)
20 Traffic Accidents - Keep Movin'!
21 Answering Machines
22 Guys Named Todd
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