Lyrics Guys Named Todd - George Carlin
And
i′m
getting
really
sick
of
guys
named
Todd.
It's
a
good
fucking
name
OK.Hi
what′s
your
name?
Todd.I'm
Todd.
And
this
is
Blake,
and
Blaire
and
Blaine
and
Brent.
Where
all
these
goofy
fucking
boys
names
comin'
from.
Taylor,
Tyler,
Jordan,
Flynn.
These
are
not
real
names.
You
want
to
hear
a
real
name?
Eddie.
Eddie
is
a
real
name,
what
happened
to
Eddie
he
was
hear
a
minute
ago.
Jackie
and
Johnny
and
Tommy
and
Bill.
Danny,
Larry,
Johnny,
and
Phil.
What
happened?
Todd.
And
Cody,
and
Dillon,
and
Cameron,
and
Tucker.
Hi
Tucker,
i′m
Todd.
Hi
Todd,
i′m
Tucker.
Fuck
Tucker,
Tucker
sucks.
And
fuck
Tuckers
friend
Kyle.
that's
another
soft
name
for
a
boy.
Kyle.
Soft
names
make
soft
people.
I′ll
bet
you
ten
times
out
of
ten,
Nicky,
Vinnie,
and
Tony
would
beat
the
shit
out
of
Todd,
Kyle,
and
Tucker
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