1 The Opening
2 Traffic Accidents - Keep Movin'!
3 You & Me (Things That Come Off of Your Body)
4 People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books
5 Motivation Seminars
6 Parents of Honor Students
7 Baby Slings
8 "My Daddy"
9 Telephone Mimes
10 Hands-Free Telephone Headsets
11 Answering Machines
12 Family Newsletters
13 Music On Answering Machines
14 People Who Wear Visors
15 Singers With One Name
16 Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons
17 People Who Misuse Credit Cards
18 Guys Named Todd
19 Gun Enthusiasts
20 White Guys Who Shave Their Heads
21 NASA-Holes
22 Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments