Lyrics When the Waterworks Caught Fire - George Formby
Home
guards
guard
our
waterworks,
protection
they
require
But
we
got
in
hot
water
when
the
waterworks
caught
fire
Our
corporal
started
to
undress,
he
looked
like
Adam
more
or
less
And
he
wore
a
sprig
of
watercress
when
the
waterworks
caught
fire
Girl
firefighters
Flo
and
Toots
undressed
without
swimming
suits
It′s
a
good
job
they
wore
rubber
boots
when
the
waterworks
caught
fire
Fire
guards
and
home
guards,
they
answered
the
call
Red
guards
and
white
guards
and
blaggards
and
all
Our
air
raid
warden
took
a
jump
he
might
have
drowned
the
silly
chump
But
his
wife
grabbed
hold
of
his
Stirrup
pump
when
the
waterworks
caught
fire
Several
ducks
from
Farmer
Cleggs
staggered
out
on
shakey
legs
And
started
laying
hard
boiled
eggs
when
the
waterworks
caught
fire
Fanlight
fanny
what
a
scream,
she
dived
head
first
into
the
stream
You
couldn't
see
her
arms
for
steam
when
the
waterworks
caught
fire
Fire
guards
and
home
guards,
they
answered
the
call
Red
guards
and
white
guards
and
blaggards
and
all
Mrs.
Brown
across
the
way,
who
has
a
cold
bath
every
day
Was
scalded
on
her
- she
won′t
say
when
the
waterworks
caught
fire
Stripping
off
their
coats
and
slacks
ladies
scrubbed
each
others
backs
The
home
guard
paid
amusement
tax
when
the
waterworks
caught
fire
Young
firefighter
Miss
Mcduff,
threw
her
job
up
in
a
huff
She
said
she'd
spotted
quite
enough
when
the
waterworks
caught
fire
Fire
guards
and
home
guards,
they
answered
the
call
Red
guards
and
white
guards
and
blaggards
and
all
One
girl
showed
her
figure
fine,
then
she
hit
a
floating
mine
Just
below
the
water
line,
when
the
waterworks
caught
fire

1 When the Waterworks Caught Fire
2 When the Lads of the Village Get Crackin'
3 The Low-Down Lazy Turk
4 Tan Tan Tivvy Tally-Ho
5 Sitting Pretty with My Fingers Crossed
6 Mr. Wu's in the Air Force
7 Letting the New Year In
8 The Lancashire Toreador
9 Why Don't Women Like Me?
10 Riding in the T.T. Races
11 Sitting On the Ice In the Ice Rink
12 The Window Cleaner (When I'm Cleaning Windows)
13 Leaning On A Lamp Post
14 Bless 'Em All
15 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
16 The Isle of Man
17 It's Turned Out Nice Again
18 Auntie Maggie's Remedy
19 Chinese Laundry Blues
20 Mr Wu's a Window Cleaner Now
21 Happy Go Lucky Me (Sainsburys)
22 She Can't Say No
23 The Emperor Of Lancashire
24 With My Little Ukulele in My Hand
25 Believe It or Not
26 On the Hms Cowheel
27 As the Hours and the Days and the Months and the Years Go By
28 It's In the Air
29 Hi Tiddley Hi Ti Island
30 Saving Up For Sally
31 The "V" Sign Song
32 Have You Every Heard This One?
33 The Pleasure Cruise
34 Unconditional Surrender
35 Fanlight Fanny
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