Lyrics Bunty's Such A Big Girl Now - George Formby

Everybody calls her Baby Bunty
Before she got so big and fat and tall
Now she has to squeeze upon her hands and knees
When she tries to get inside the Albert Hall
'Cause Bunty's such a big girl now
She used to be so small and thin
Bunty's such a big girl now
She goes out where she should come in
She used to play with caterpillars just for a prank
For pulling them to pieces she's had many a spank
But now she pulls the caterpillars clean off a tank
'Cause Bunty's such a big girl now
Bunty's such a big girl now - yes, sir!
It isn't that you'd call streamlined
Bunty's such a big girl now, her future's sticking out behind
Her stockings always used to wrinkle under her knees
Now her mother's altered that and bought if you please
A pair of strong suspenders fixed with padlock and keys
'Cause Bunty's such a big girl now
Bunty's such a big girl now, a boat was tattooed on her hip
Bunty's such a big girl now, it's turned into a battleship
Acting in a West End lay though still under age
She's got a very large part, it's becoming the rage
The part is such a large part that you can't see the stage
'Cause Bunty's such a big girl now
Bunty's such a big girl now - yes
Sir! In shoes she has to take size tens
Bunty's such a big girl now, her hands are bigger than Big Bens
She has to wear a what do y' call it tied round her chest
She hung ii on a clothes line and a tramp said, "I'm blessed
That's a lovely hammock, I'll climb in for a rest"
'Cause Bunty's such a big girl now