Lyrics Oom Pah Pah - Georgia Brown
CHAIRMAN
(Spoken)
Ladies
and
gentlemen,
brethren
and
sinners
all!
I
call
upon
our
Goddess
of
the
Virtues
to
give
us
her
well
known
rendition
of
the
old
school
song
--
Oom-Pah-Pah!
NANCY
(Spoken)
All
right,
shut
up,
you
lot!
A
bit
of
culture
now!
'Ere
we
go...
(Sung)
There's
a
little
ditty
They're
singing
in
the
city
Espeshly
when
they've
been
On
the
gin
Or
the
beer
If
you've
got
the
patience,
Your
own
imaginations
Will
tell
you
just
exactly
what
you
want
to
hear...
ALL
Oom-pah-pah!
Oom-pah-pah!
That's
how
it
goes,
Oom-pah-pah!
Oom-pah-pah!
Ev'ryone
knows.
NANCY
They
all
suppose
what
they
want
to
suppose
When
they
hear...
oom-pah-pah!!
Mister
Percy
Snodgrass
Would
often
have
the
odd
glass
--
But
never
when
he
thought
anybody
could
see.
Secretly
he'd
buy
it,
And
drink
it
on
the
quiet,
And
dream
he
was
an
Earl
Wiv
a
girl
on
each
knee!
CUSTOMERS
AND
NANCY
Oom-pah-pah!
Oom-pah-pah!
That's
how
it
goes.
Oom-pah-pah!
Oom-pah-pah!
Ev'ryone
knows...
NANCY
What
is
the
cause
of
his
red
shiny
nose?
Could
it
be...
oom-pah-pah!?
Pretty
little
Sally
Goes
walking
down
the
alley,
Displays
her
pretty
ankles
to
all
of
the
men.
They
could
see
her
garters,
But
not
for
free-and-gratis--
An
inch
or
two,
and
then
she
knows
When
to
say
when!
ALL
Oom-pah-pah!
Oom-pah-pah!
That's
how
it
goes.
Oom-pah-pah!
Oom-pah-pah!
Ev'ryone
knows...
NANCY
Whether
it's
hidden,
or
whether
it
shows
--
It's
the
same...
oom-pah-pah!
She
was
from
the
country,
But
now
she's
up
a
gum-tree
--
She
let
a
feller
feed
'er,
then
lead
'er
along
What's
the
good
o'
cryin'?
She's
made
a
bed
to
lie
in
She's
glad
to
bring
the
coin
in,
And
join
in
this
song!
ALL
Oom-pah-pah!
Oom-pah-pah!
That's
how
it
goes!
Oom-pah-pah!
Oom-pah-pah!
Ev'ryone
knows.
NANCY
She
is
no
longer
the
same
blushing
rose
Ever
since
...
oom-pah-pah!
(Spoken)
Altogether
now!
NANCY
(Sung)
There's
a
little
ditty
They're
singing
in
the
city
Espeshly
when
they've
been
On
the
gin
Or
the
beer
If
you've
got
the
patience,
Your
own
imaginations
Will
tell
you
just
exactly
what
you
want
to
hear...
COMPANY
Oom-pah-pah!
Oom-pah-pah!
That's
how
it
goes,
Oom-pah-pah!
Oom-pah-pah!
Ev'ryone
knows.
They
all
suppose
what
they
want
to
suppose
When
they
hear...
oom-pah-pah!!
ALL
Oom-pah-pah!
Oom-pah-pah!
That's
how
it
goes,
Oom-pah-pah!
Oom-pah-pah!
Ev'ryone
knows.
NANCY
They
all
suppose
what
they
want
to
suppose
When
they
hear...
oom-pah-pah!!
ALL
Oom-pah-pah!
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