Glee Cast feat. k.d. lang - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch Lyrics

Lyrics You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Glee Cast feat. k.d. lang



All the windows were dark
No one knew he was there
All the Whos were all dreaming
Sweet dreams without care
You′re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You′re as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart′s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You′ve got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
All I need is a reindeer
So he took his dog Max
And he took some black thread
And he tied a big horn on the top of his head
Then the Grinch said, "Giddyup"
And the sleigh started down
To the homes where the Whos
Lay a-snooze in their town
"This is stop number one"
The old Grinchy Claus hissed
As she climbed to the roof
Empty bags in her fist
Then he slid down the chimney
A rather tight pinch
But if Santa could do it
Then so could the Grinch
Then he slithered and slunked
With a smile most unpleasant
Around the whole room
And took every present
Pop-guns, [Incomprehensible]
And cookies and drums
Checkerboards, mistle-beans
Popcorn and plums
And he stuffed them in bags
Then the Grinch, very nimbly
Stuffed all the bags
One by one, up the chimney
You′re a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk"
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super naus
You′re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss
Mr. Grinch
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce



Writer(s): Geisel Theo Seuss, Hague Albert


Glee Cast feat. k.d. lang - Glee: The Music, The Complete Season Two
Album Glee: The Music, The Complete Season Two
date of release
28-08-2012

1 Toxic
2 Jingle Bells
3 Last Christmas
4 Merry Christmas Darling
5 Losing My Religion
6 Telephone
7 Listen
8 What I Did for Love
9 I'm a Slave 4 U
10 Baby One More Time
11 Only the Good Die Young
12 I Look to You
13 Papa Can You Hear Me?
14 Friday
15 I Want to Hold Your Hand
16 Bridge Over Troubled Water
17 Don't Go Breaking My Heart
18 Le Jazz Hot
19 Science Fiction Double Feature
20 Bella Notte
21 There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)
22 Damn It, Janet
23 Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?
24 Sweet Transvestite
25 Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me
26 Time Warp
27 Start Me Up / Livin' on a Prayer
28 Stop! In the Name of Love / Free Your Mind
29 Make 'em Laugh
30 Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag
31 Singing in the Rain / Umbrella
32 Ohio
33 Don't Cry for Me Argentina (Kurt solo version)
34 Don't Cry for Me Argentina (Rachel solo version)
35 The Living Years
36 Valerie
37 We Need a Little Christmas
38 O Christmas Tree
39 You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
40 Bills, Bills, Bills
41 I Know What Boys Like
42 Tik Tok
43 All by Myself



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