Lyrics I'm The Greatest Star (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast
I've
got
36
expressions
Sweet
as
pie
to
tough
as
leather
And
that's
six
expressions
more
than
all
them
Barrymores
put
together
Instead
of
just
kicking
me
why
don't
they
give
me
a
lift?
Well,
it
must
be
a
plot
'Cause
their
scared
that
I
got,
such
a
gift?
Well,
I'm
miffed
'Cause
I'm
The
greatest
star
I
am
by
far
But
no
one
knows
it,
wait
They're
gonna
hear
a
voice
A
silver
flute
(Ah-ah,
ah-ah)
They'll
cheer
each
toot
(Hey,
that
kid
is
terrific,
hmm)
When
I
expose
it
(Now
can't
ya
see
to
look
at
me
that)
I'm
a
natural
Camille
As
Camille
I
just
feel
I've
so
much
to
offer
(Hey,
listen
kid
I
know
I'd
be
divine
because)
I'm
a
natural
cougher
(Ahoo,
aheh,
ahay)
Some
ain't
got
it,
not
a
lump
I'm
a
great
big
clump
of
talent
Laugh
(Hahahaha)
They'll
bend
in
half
(Did
you
ever
hear
the
story
about
the
traveling
salesman?)
A
thousand
jokes
(Stick
around
for
the
jokes)
A
thousand
faces
I
reiterate
When
you're
gifted,
then
you're
gifted
These
are
facts
I've
got
no
axe
to
grind
Hey,
whaddaya
blind?
In
all
of
the
world
so
far
I'm
the
greatest
star
No
autographs,
please
Do
you
think
beautiful
girls
are
gonna
stay
in
style
forever?
I
should
say
not
Any
minute
now
they're
gonna
be
out
Finished
And
then
it'll
be
my
turn
Who
is
the
pip
with
pizzazz?
Who
is
all
ginger
and
jazz?
Who
is
as
glamourous
as?
Who's
an
american
beauty
rose?
With
an
american
beauty
nose
And
ten
american
beauty
toes?
Eye
on
the
target
and
wham
One
shot,
one
gun
shot
and
bam
Hey
Mister
Keeney
Here
I
am
I'm
the
greatest
star
I
am
by
far
But
no
one
knows
it
That's
why
I
was
born
I'll
blow
my
horn
'Til
someone
blows
in
I'll
light
up
like
a
light
Right
up
like
a
light
I'll
flicker
then
flare
up
All
the
world's
gonna
stare
up
Looking
down
you'll
never
see
me
Try
the
sky
'cause
that'll
be
me
I
can
make
'em
cry
I
can
make
'em
sigh
Someday
they'll
clamor
for
my
drama
Have
you
guessed
yet
Who's
the
best
yet?
If
you
ain't,
I'll
tell
ya
one
more
time
You'll
bet
your
last
dime
In
all
of
the
world
so
far
I
am
the
greatest,
greatest
Star
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