Lyrics The Cow Turd Blues - Hank Williams, Jr.
                                                There's 
                                                some 
                                                things 
                                                in 
                                                this 
                                                country
 
                                    
                                
                                                You 
                                                don't 
                                                mess 
                                                with
 
                                    
                                
                                                And 
                                                    I 
                                                am 
                                                blessed 
                                                to 
                                                be 
                                                on 
                                                that 
                                                short 
                                                list
 
                                    
                                
                                                We're 
                                                out 
                                                here 
                                                in 
                                                the 
                                                real 
                                                world
 
                                    
                                
                                                Not 
                                                that 
                                                feel 
                                                good 
                                                media 
                                                swirl
 
                                    
                                
                                                And 
                                                we've 
                                                something 
                                                for 
                                                you, 
                                                read 
                                                our 
                                                lips
 
                                    
                                
                                                They've 
                                                made 
                                                    a 
                                                huge 
                                                miscalculation
 
                                    
                                
                                                About 
                                                the 
                                                mood 
                                                of 
                                                this 
                                                nation
 
                                    
                                
                                                Good 
                                                working 
                                                people 
                                                done 
                                                got 
                                                tired 
                                                of 
                                                being 
                                                wrong
 
                                    
                                
                                                Then 
                                                they 
                                                saw 
                                                one 
                                                of 
                                                their 
                                                own
 
                                    
                                
                                                Get 
                                                mistreated 
                                                and 
                                                dumped 
                                                on
 
                                    
                                
                                                They 
                                                was 
                                                standing 
                                                behind 
                                                him, 
                                                he's 
                                                not 
                                                alone
 
                                    
                                
                                                    I 
                                                wanna 
                                                dedicate 
                                                this 
                                                song
 
                                    
                                
                                                To 
                                                Brad 
                                                Paisley, 
                                                Carrie 
                                                Underwood
 
                                    
                                
                                                And 
                                                the 
                                                first 
                                                man 
                                                that 
                                                sent 
                                                this
 
                                    
                                
                                                President 
                                                Harry 
                                                Truman
 
                                    
                                
                                                Never 
                                                kick 
                                                the 
                                                cow 
                                                turd 
                                                on 
                                                    a 
                                                hot 
                                                bed
 
                                    
                                
                                                Or 
                                                you 
                                                might 
                                                get 
                                                some 
                                                poo 
                                                on 
                                                your 
                                                pants 
                                                legs
 
                                    
                                
                                                Thought 
                                                they 
                                                were 
                                                gonna 
                                                have 
                                                some 
                                                fun
 
                                    
                                
                                                Kidding 
                                                around 
                                                with 
                                                old 
                                                Hank's 
                                                son
 
                                    
                                
                                                But 
                                                America 
                                                had 
                                                my 
                                                back 
                                                all 
                                                the 
                                                way
 
                                    
                                
                                                Remember 
                                                never 
                                                kick 
                                                the 
                                                cow 
                                                turd 
                                                on 
                                                    a 
                                                hot 
                                                bed
 
                                    
                                
                                                Never 
                                                pick 
                                                up 
                                                    a 
                                                rattle 
                                                snake 
                                                the 
                                                wrong 
                                                way
 
                                    
                                
                                                Never 
                                                ever 
                                                kick, 
                                                would've 
                                                been 
                                                much 
                                                smarter 
                                                to 
                                                let 
                                                it 
                                                sip
 
                                    
                                
                                                Never 
                                                kick 
                                                the 
                                                turd, 
                                                should've 
                                                let 
                                                the 
                                                man 
                                                just 
                                                be 
                                                here
 
                                    
                                
                                                Never 
                                                kick 
                                                the 
                                                cow 
                                                turd 
                                                on 
                                                    a 
                                                hot 
                                                bed
 
                                    
                                
                                                Absolutely 
                                                beautiful
 
                                    
                                
                            1 Takin' Back the Country
2 I'm Gonna Get Drunk and Play Hank Williams
3 Three Day Trip
4 Old School
5 We Don't Apologize for America
6 You Win Again
7 The Cow Turd Blues
8 Who's Taking Care of Number One
9 That Ain't Good
10 Keep the Change
11 Stock Market Blues
12 I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink
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