Lyrics They Don't Know - Harriet Harris

They dont know my flare for the dramtic
Not a clue the talent i possess
Pretty girls but not much in the attic
Face-to-face with genius
And they never guess

They dont know they're staring at an artist
Highly trained to take on any role
Skillful mime and brilliant landry cart-ist
Seeking retribution
For the life they stole

I almost acted chekhov
Ibsen, shaw, molier
I amost stared as peter pan
Imagin moi midair
I almost tackled shakespear, a blushing juliet
And if the house were big enough
I still could play her yet

They dont know im hotter news than duse
Helen hays and benrhardt all in one
They're on top
And i look like a los-uh
Wait and see whos standing
When my play is done

So welcom all ye bright and young ladies
Your checking in to hotel hades
I wont stand by while critics praise ya
You're getting shipped to south east asia

But they dont know
They dont know
(In a chines accent)
Sad to be all alone in the world
But they dont know