Lyrics Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear - Harry Nilsson

I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow
A coat to wear
Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile
And my dancin' bear

Outrageous, alarmin'
Courageous and charmin'
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere?
Well, it's just amazin' how fair
People can be

Seen at the nicest places where well-fed faces
All stop to stare
Makin' the grandest entrance is Simon Smith
And his dancin' bear

They'll love us, won't they?
They feed us, don't they?
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere?
Well, it's just amazin' how fair
People can be

Well, who needs money
When you're funny?
The big attraction everywhere
Will be Simon Smith and his dancin' bear
Yeah, Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear