Lyrics Big Ego - Holliday Howe

Because girls are physically more mature than boys of the same age, most of the advances in the early teen years are made by the girls (girls, girls, girls)
(Big, big, big, big, big, big, big)
(Big, big, big, big, big, big, big)

Last night I got catfished
He looked 5'11" but he was 5'6"
Started calling himself a traditionalist
Sounded more like an alt-right complex
Still, I needed to jump up on that
I had a craving that I just couldn't fix
Besides, it's nice to have some human flattery
And the corner store had run out of triple-A batteries

(La, la, la, la, la, la)
Maybe I should've stayed home
(La, la, la, la, la, la)
'Cause when I swipe left I get such a big ego

Ego, ego
Swiping right doesn't make you a hero
Hero, hero
When I swipe left I get such a big ego
Ego, ego
Swiping right doesn't make you a hero
Hero, hero
When I swipe left I get such a big ego

(Boys, boys, boys, boys)
Sometimes you all just act the same
I think tonight I'll stay at home
Seek some virtual affection on my telephone
(Damn, girl)
I'm pretty messy when I'm throwing up the forty-pound Deliveroo sushi
In front of the TV
Next to a bottle of pinot noir
And a chocolate bar

(La, la, la, la, la, la)
Trigger fingers to and fro
(La, la)
Can't help it, no
'Cause when I swipe left I get such a big ego

Ego, ego
Swiping right doesn't make you a hero
Hero, hero
When I swipe left I get such a big ego
Ego, ego
Swiping right doesn't make you a hero
Hero, hero
When I swipe left
When I, when I swipe
Ego

I know it may seem greedy
At least you know I'm not misleading
He asked me, "What's my name?"
What a mistake
I said, "James"
It was Jake

Ego, ego, big ego
Swiping right doesn't make you a hero
Hero, hero
When I swipe left I get such a big ego
Ego, ego
Swiping right doesn't make you a hero
Hero, hero
When I swipe left
When I, when I swipe
Ego
(Boys, boys, boys, boys)