Lyrics Zelda Vs. Peach Rap Battle - J.T. Machinima feat. Andrea Storm Kaden

You step in Hyrule you're under my rule
I got divine roots in my bloodline
Fool
You don't got all the disguises that I do
At least you got Toad he's a fun guy
True
I'm a psychic I'll read your mind too
So I've already foreseen your weak rhymes
Oooooohhhhhh
I was gifted wisdom from the goddess Nayru
Are you an ocarina? Cuz I just played you
You see the future with precognition
So you just admitted all your rhymes are written
I'm the finest princess my whole kingdom's smitten
They all blindly obey every mission I give 'em
But I treat them well make no mistake
When the job's done I'll let them eat cake
I'll wack you with my racket
Put you back in your place
Talk to Majora
You're gonna wanna mask on your face
I'm sick and tired
Of always playin'
Girly
Gloves off it's time
To get my nails dirty
I'm the Nintendo Queen
It's going down
We may be royal
But only one can wear the crown
Mario's home better get to bakin'
Never met a princess this domesticated
What good is a castle if it's more like a prison
I fight with weapons I didn't get from the kitchen
I got the triforce you know that I've been blessed
You're just another ditzy damsel in distress
I'll give you back to Bowser when I'm done with you
I love a Toadstool in my mushroom soup
Diss my Mario and shit will get wild
At least he's a man isn't Link still a child?
I'll batter your face and bake you like a cake
Bitch
Buttslam you into paste now domesticate this
Hey! Listen! Hear that Zeldy?
The sound of you failing to outsell me
Ain't a single princess that can ever replace me
Where's Zelda? I'll tell ya
She's pushin up Daisy
(Oh no)
I'm sick and tired
Of always playin'
Girly
Gloves off it's time
To get my nails dirty
I'm the Nintendo Queen
It's going down
We may be royal
But only one can wear the crown
I'm like a Bob-omb you don't wanna spark me
I'll tell everyone you slept with all the Mario party
I've got my bow and arrows so my blows land harder
I aim for the stars while you date blue collar
You look like a cheap Disney princess
I'd never be caught dead in that tacky pink dress
My name is legend yours will be forgotten
Sorry Mario but this peach is rotten
Oh is it my turn? Can I take a nap first?
Was that lullaby? Or another rap verse?
Here Zelda borrow my umbrella
I drop cold bars gotcha frozen like Elsa
Your legend is a trend my legacy is classic
You're riding horseback while I'm driving automatic
And you know I'm ridin' dirty as hell
I'll rally 'round your family with a pocket full of shells
I'm sick and tired
Of always playin'
Girly
Gloves off it's time
To get my nails dirty
I'm the Nintendo Queen
It's going down
We may be royal
But only one can wear the crown