Lyrics Like a Sloth - J.T. Machinima

Like a sloth
Welcome to the jungle, hope yore ready for war
We've been taking over while the predators snore
Fresh out the cage, here to settle a score
And when I'm not in battle then I'm getting adored
Inherited the planet when humanity vanished
Guessed that happened when I took a nap in the branches
Don't be quick to judge, what we lack in speed
We make up for with the fact that we're packing heat
Check it, my swag level'should at the max
Leave it up to a sloth to bring fashion back
My hat's so fancy, put me in vogue
I come strutting down the catwalk, striking a pose
I've involved from sloth to monster
Knock you on ass like a shot of vodka
Animal control, what's their number?
I just saw a sloth with a rocket launcher
Run for cover, that's a recommendation
All our friends are coming - we sent out invitations
Mom's on my back like
What's that noise?
Don't be a drag, it's the
Beastly boys
Swing around a lightsaber like a jedi
You can call me Aaron Burr, I'm a deadeye
You and my machete oughtta keep in touch
Let's get buffet
At pizza hutt
The end