Lyrics Shit Happens - Jabez Z

Life's just unfair you know
It's normal
You just gotta find a why to deal with it
Don't let it control you
In fact... laugh about it

Jack and Jill went up a HILL
But what if Jack KNOX down Jill
Shit Happens, no need to pop a pill
But Pop appeal
Lately
Comes from spitting BARS
Everybody knows that
It's BAR HOPPING
That keeps JAWS DROPPING
But girl, keep this D between you U and I

Shit Happens

Like going viral
Hasn't happened yet
But y'all are vital
If you want my bite to hit bitter rivals
Join me in my fight for idol

MURDER any body
FLOCK of BIRDS
Using their WINGS
For HIGHER worth
Like child birth
Privilege
To insite words
Insisting curse

Shit Happens

I don't think y'all understand

Shit Happens

Like... in underpants

Ha

I know Gross
But it happens to all kids
All are victims
Of feces shipment
Until they learn
To disguise the shit

With toilet paper
You're right
The only commodity worth the fight
Like paper gold
Or wrist drip
Toilet paper is the only right

Shit Happens

Like Carona Virus
Killing moods faster then Elusive smiling
No more need of hair for styling
Shit like a red ball full of minuses

I like BOWLING schemes
But got SPOTS on PLATES
If only things
Could go so great
RUNNING HOME, tryna find some way
To SPARE fuckers from patROLLING my LANE

That was so insane
But I went to far
Entered my brain
Came out with fart
Don't need paint to create my art

It's time y'all
To watch Zack ascend
Always back
To attack
The pad and pen

Always Strong always means The End
But this storybook, was never lent
It was only sent far and wide
For fuckers to read when their lost at night
Like an audio book for those with sight
Leaving y'all's ears, drunk and high
Like OJ Simpson beating up his wife
Open wide
Just one last time

Shit Happens

Track Co-Dependent
Getting extra dough from direct descendants
I'm talking bout dough that POTUS sending
1400, I been slowing checking

But... remember kids

Shit Happens

It's only life
If you don't believe me
You check the mic
Fuckers correcting me when I know I'm right

Stop that shit aight

It's annoying as BALL SACK
When you gotta PICK THEM UP
Cuz all they ever do is BOUNCE around
Never knowing when you'll get enough

But when you get back up, help me out
Cuz I got SUCKED deep down by their massive BLOWS
These fuckers just like to pinch the WATER SPOUT
Hopping I'd BUST FLOWS like the CHOPPER route

But I'll keep it LOW KEY
Like a SPACEBAR
Using STAR BUCKS
To relay smarts
So women can see that I'm made for sucks
Won't have to worry about where their face starts

But... shit happens

You get to ATTACHED
Wanting to UNHINGE
Close the DOOR and relax
But all this bitch does is moan, and ask
DO YOU LOVE ME
WHY ARE YOU MAD
I would attack
But shit happens

I gotta remember the probablity
The strong possibility
The awful responsibility
To produce Shit Happens
For the haters to honestly
Give a fuck
And start treating me properly

But I'm Always Strong... thoughtfully

But then again Shit Happens

You just gotta deal with that shit
Laugh about it