Lyrics Whitey - Jack Lewis

Kitty, meow
Is outside the window
You don't stop crying
Or meow
The phone rings, I pick it up and listen
For meow
For meow

Let me in, let me in
You should let me in
It's cold out here
And I can smell you're cooking
What does it matter that I ain't your kitty?
My home's across the street
But I'm ready to eat

We call him Whitey but his tag, says Optimus
Optimus, Optimus, what a name for a puss
Scratches on his face
He thinks, he owns the place
Who does he think he his?

We never feed him but he comes back anyway
He kick him out, out, out
But he comes back every day
Now he's calling, calling, calling on the telephone
Using up our daytime minutes, please leave us alone

We call him Whitey, oo-oo
But it's tag says Optimus
We call him Whitey, oo-oo
But it's tag says Optimus

I cook the soup for two mouths not three
Go home now and stop this meow
But there's no soup across the street
Sad the thing, we call it kitty

Let me in, let me in
You should let me in
It's cold out here
And I can smell you're cooking
What does it matter that I ain't your kitty?
My home's across the street
But I'm ready to eat

We call him Whitey, oo-oo
But his tag says Optimus
We call him Whitey, oo-oo
But his tag says Optimus

Eat, we call him Whitey
Let me in, let me in
You should let me in
It's cold out here
And I can smell you're cooking (we call him Whitey)
What does it matter that I ain't your kitty?
My home's across the street
But I'm ready to eat

We call him Whitey
Let me in, let me in
You should let me in (we call him Whitey)
It's cold out here
And I can smell you're cooking (we call him Whitey)
What does it matter that I ain't your kitty? (we call him Whitey)
My home's across the street
But I'm ready to eat (we call him Whitey)