Lyrics Automated Answering Machine - Jamie Paige

Thank you for calling the hell time automated answering service
Para continuar en español, presione el número cinco
If you′re gay, please press one
If you're straight, please hang up the phone

Please wait while we transfer your call
For quality control, your call may be recorded or monitored

Your call is very important to us
And will be answered in the order received
You are currently third in line
Estimated wait time is: less than thirty seconds