Lyrics Arrivederci - Jarv

For any MCs tryina talk that shit
You can cough on a cockroach
Chalk that shit up as a loss
Get tossed by the boss of bosses
Get lost man, you're all obnoxious
Any local MCs tryina talk that shit
You can cough on a cockroach
Chalk that shit up as a loss
Done giving y'all the time of day
I'm too fine with the rhyme display, ayy

I wish that I was hard, but I'm not and never will be
Waiting for one of my enemies to come and kill me
Filthy though, my steelo's so dang dope
In fifth grade I used to wear a Kangol
Velvet bucket- I was smooth
That's not true, but I felt real cool
Elementary school, listening to my Clipse CD
While rocking a Sean John jumpsuit
Yeah, I'm still slick today
I'm just doing the dang thang in a different way
If you came to the show, you'll say the kid don't play
While I barter with the owner tryina get real paid like a Beck song
Check hoes with a flexed arm, Flexo got his flex on
Six chicks laid out in a hexagon, I'm tryina get my darn sexy on
Uh, yeah, shouts out J Timberlake
We're building a huge jump on Christmas break
I'll hit it on my snowboard,
Launch into orbit and jump my neighbor's driveway
(What?)
Ayy, blame it on my ADD
Baby, would you maybe sail away with me?
Aww hell, Hell's Bells- Success, sex sells
If you like what you see, baby, help yourself
Carve in a bed post, notch in a belt
Taking off my shirt, "I've been workin out, can you tell?"
She was like, "Uhh, yeah, I can"
And I was like, "Joke's on you because I haven't been
It's not really a reason for you to start crying"
She looked me in the eye like, "please
STOP LYING"
"Babe, I'll never be the one to tell you what to do
Because I do what I want to do all the time
And I'm gonna continue doing that a lot
But I bought a cattle prod, I'm ready to get weird
If you ever need a chair, sit here"
"This kid's weird" Yeah, that's what they all say
They don't find it funny when I ask 'em how my balls taste
Can't worry 'bout my foul sense of humor all day
I'm tryina throw my hot dog down a hallway

There's not another on the planet that can do it like me
I'll never settle down, baby, I'ma do my thing
I'll rise and MC my eulogy,
Look y'all in the eyes like, "Who's the king?"
There's not another on the planet that can do it like me
I'll never settle down, baby, I'ma do my thing
If she wanna see what this dude can bring
I'll propose to the bitch with a NuvaRing
I'm so sweet, aww, does she deserve me?
Buy me beer, I'm freaking thirsty
I'm showing up late, then I'm leaving early
Hasta la vista, arrivederci
Honestly, man- Does she deserve me?
Buy me beer, I'm freakin thirsty
I'm showing up late, then I'm leaving early
Ha, arrivederci

Hey, hey, hey, uhh, wait a minute, uhh, check this out

Arrivederci, goodbye motherfuckers
High up in the sky, I'm a fly motherfucker
Zipping into orbit, of course more than a bit morbid
I morph into a war plane and style on you suckers
Wassup widdit? Jarv back upon his bullshit
Busting at bitches and whack rappers with a full clip
Of lyrical projectiles, slip and get me vexed-
I'll appear upon the set and make a mess of all your textiles
Heck I'll even proceed to leave beats bleeding
Yes, I'm keeping it even as E Stevens
Leaving evil people competing heated and seething
Either you get on your feet and you leave or you be seated
Keep sleeping- Looking like you need a day off
A brief meeting with your supervisor oughta pay off
Unless your supervisor' name is J to the A R V
Pardon me, MCs are getting laid-off
Take off, don't forget your severance packages
An sm58 to the face, get your bag and dip- Leave, now
The people want it dirty
Hasta la vista, arrivederci
Oooh yeah, the people want it dirty
Hasta la vista, arrivederci
Said, ohh baby, we need to keep it dirty
Hasta la vista, arrivederci