Lyrics Escargot - Jarv

I slide through with a wise guy crew
My haikus move to the music
Smoov with a V, MV be boostin'
Doofus
Uh, lms
For truth is
Omg, lol
My generation's useless

Who's this? A clueless kook
With a loose lip?
You better be taking it easy kid
Your prog ain't proven
The ball game blues are
Caught when the ball's dropped
Walkin' the bases
Talkin' to basic lame-brains
Outrunning 'em joggin' in place

It's Nathan, yup
Stupid idiot big-mouth
"I heard that kid futawn lives in the basement at his house"
Get out, no way
Wassup? Oh hey
Sup dude, love you
Fuck you, okay?

Pshh, man I'm just glad to be back in action
In fact I'm actually crackin' the bat
To snap it half
It's haggard, tappin' the mat in the battle, man I be snappin' limbs
Sonny slim Jim, dig it?
I'm backpacking the badlands

Gettin' away from the cats on repeat
But if I gotta stay
I beseech thee to to set the oven to preheat and make baked ziti
Feed me beats, weak MCs
Defeat 'em in every facet
Bass-ackwards cats get attacked faster than wack rappers

Man, I'm sick of the bitches bickerin' 'bout depictions
Sick of the wicked afflictions tuggin' and grippin' on my convictions
Sick of the fickle embedded
I bet if you put it up anyone better would bury you
People are wakin' up, aimin' a venomous sentiment, sendin' it
Better be ready for revile

Never depend on the revenue
Money can't benefit anyone when you got all of it
Bottle a bit of the greed and abandon it
Vanity ain't what I need
I be callin' upon you to follow the feelin' of giving and living
Not taking and stealing
And maybe the way that we're bandin'
Together will sever the definite
Stop

Speed it up a bit
I'ma give you that shit
In the rhythm, I get in 'em
And I'm killin' fascists
With mad attack
Get vacuum packed
Never comin whack
Smackin' these average cats

Pants saggin'
I'm blastin' that phat shit
Why you comin' round
Jackin' my tactics
Rabbit out the hat trick
Leavin' cats fractured
Give it away, give it away
Man fuck the fashion

Motherfucker
I told you that I wreck it
Step up and get nothin but d d d dissected
Accept it, I bet I affected your method
But that'll get you nothin but d d d digested

Who dat cat runnin all around town
J A to the R V, wanna be class clown
Pants down round his ankles
Chewin' on a bagel
Rockin' a gold bangle
Baby no thank you

You a lame dude
Chewin' on a froyo
Brain freeze, main squeeze
Go home homo
Sapien, get gaped in amazement
Makin' the bacon
Ain't takin' a vacation

Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yeah shimmy yay
Gimme the mic so I can break ya' face
Complacent? Naw, rockin' a Jason mask
Takin' it to cats stackin' that major cash
Never mind I rewind it
I'm finally reminded

Mind and body got the power
To bag it up and devour
Take a proper gander at the propaganda
Never buy into the man and be a cog
I'm independent till I fall

I be demandin' a parogative
Makin' a billion dollar monopoly
Hit the bottom and give everything they're pocketing
Pardon me, but the marketing target has started bartering
Really takin' a toll upon the market that we're conquering

Profiting not much as I would like
I'd like to buy a private jet for me and my wife
Hard life for billion-dollar bitch like me
Oh you're hungry and sick?
Eat a dick and leave

Newsman talkin' about how bad we are
Laughed so hard I choked on my caviar
I got enough money to last me for eons
You can't even afford a 98 dodge neon
Yo, man, I gotta get mo'
Gold pillars supporting my multi-million dollar home
Oh no, don't lemme forget my yacht
Shit, man my escargot game thick

(The top 1% owns 38% of the wealth in this country)
Fuck that shit gotta stop these bitches
Kick down doors, cop their riches
Gather it up and divi it amongst masses
Fragment billion dollar assets

Said, fuck that shit gotta stop these bitches
Kick down doors, cop their riches
Gather it up and divi it amongst masses
Fragment billion dollar assets
Say wha'

(How much is enough? You know how much enough)
(If you are a billionaire)
(Would it be ok to be just a half a billionaire?)