Lyrics I'd Rather Drink a Beer - Jeff Maglia

Ohhhh! If I had a Bourbon
I'd rather drink a beer
Ohhhh! If I had a bottle of Scotch
I'd rather drink a beer
If I had a glass of Champagne
I'd rather drink a beer
But if I saw a beautiful blonde cheerleader
I'd rather drink a beer
More and more
I want to toast
The health of my friends
More and more
I dream of ghosts
I dim all my hopes
Ohhhh! If I was an Angel
I would still drink a beer
Ohhhh! If I was the Devil
I'd drink even more beers
If I was Saint Gabriel
I would drink all the beers
But if God was a beautiful blonde cheerleader
I'd rather drink a beer
More and more
I want to toast
The health of my friends
More and more
I dream of ghosts
I dim all my hopes
More and more
I want to toast
The health of my friends
More and more
I dream of ghosts
I dim all my hopes
Ohhhh! I never get the blues
When I can drink a beer
Some will win, some will lose
I'll keep on drinking beer
Ohhhh! If you were in my shoes
You'd rather drink a beer
But if you were a beautiful blonde cheerleader
I'd rather drink a beer
I'd rather drink a beer
I'd rather drink a beer