Lyrics #Vegan - Jerry Heil
I
bet
your
mother
wouldn't
like
me
She
cooks
paella,
I
don't
like
meat
That's
how
it
began,
began
Oh
ooh
ooh
I
bet
your
father
wouldn't
get
it
Why
am
I
seatin'
eatin'
carrot
That's
cause
I'm
vegan,
vegan
(That's
cause
I'm
vegan,
vegan)
(Cause
I'm
vegan)
Ooh
Shoot
me,
shoot
me
with
your
jokes
Detox
tea
at
5 o'clock
OK
Baby
cause
I'm
vegan
I
can't
even
call
you
honey
Every
time
we're
having
beef
is
my
little
suicide
Vegan
Give
me
ruccola,
take
my
money
Cause
the
grass
is
always
greener
on
the
other
side
Vegan
Baby
cause
I'm
vegan
We
met
on
Tinder,
it's
our
1st
date
I
hoped
you'd
be
my
vegan
soulmate
But
it
went
awful,
awful
Oh
ooh
ooh
I'm
skinny
not
'cause
I
don't
feel
well
But
you
keep
asking
'bout
my
B12!
(Man!)
I've
got
my
tofu,
tofu
Oh
ooh
ooh
Boom,
knock
knock
Shoot,
shoot,
shoot
me
with
your
jokes
Detox
tea
at
5 o'clock
Baby
cause
I'm
vegan
I
can't
even
call
you
honey
Every
time
we're
having
beef
is
my
little
suicide
Vegan
Give
me
ruccola,
take
my
money
Cause
the
grass
is
always
greener
on
the
other
side
Vegan
Baby
cause
I'm
vegan
Easy
breezy
lemon
squeezy
Holy
moly
guacamole
Easy
breezy
lemon
squeezy
Holy
moly
guacamole
And
what
about
gym?
What
about
big
butts?
You
wanted
see
my
proteins,
so
watch
me
going
nuts
Baby
cause
I'm
vegan
I
can't
even
call
you
honey
Every
time
we're
having
beef
is
my
little
suicide
Vegan
Give
me
ruccola,
take
my
money
Cause
the
grass
is
always
greener
on
the
other
side
Vegan
Baby
cause
I'm
vegan
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