Lyrics I'll Tell a Policeman on You - Jerry Lewis

For why did you break my heart dear?
My heart it did nothing to you.
Next time you break my heart dear,
I'll tell a policeman on you.
For why did you take back your ring?
My finger did nothing to you.
Next time you take back your ring,
I'll tell a policeman on you.
For why are my dreams so molested?
What a rascal you turned out to be.
I'll just have to have you arrested.
For you're making a nothing from me.
For why did you love me and leave me?
I didn't do nothing to you.
Next time you love me and leave me,
I'll tell a policeman on you.
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For why do you no longer call me?
My phone it did nothing to you.
Next time you no longer call me,
I'll tell a policeman on you. (Yes I will too boy!)
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I tell you I'll a policeman.
I'll tell him you wont be my wife.
Next time I'll tell a policeman,
And send you to prision for life.
Life!
Life!
Life!
Life!
Life!
Life!
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