Lyrics Fax'n'Info - JET

You're a statistician whereas
I like going fishing
Doesn't that seem to show that we're
Latent friend and foe?
I like television and I cannot
Make decisions
The strain begins to show I can stand no more

When you sit at table you eat as well
As you're able
Never let a morsel touch those dainty
Lips of yours
I'm not a man of granite I've got
Manners like a gannet
I see you're not impressed with my
Lack of finesse - I'm not so suave

I must confess that it is for the best
That I'm not too
Enthused about you
I'll be forthright
Because it's not the way to
What a way to go
And I know you want fax 'n' info

I must confess that it is for the best
That I'm not too
Enthused about you
I'll be forthright
Because it's not the way to
What a way to go
And I know you want fax 'n' info

Alas I must admit it though I rather
Would omit it
When it comes to cricket then
I'm on a sticky wicket
And when compared to polo I know
My ideas seem so low
They seem to lack the style
I've been searching for a while
(I'm not so suave)

I must confess that it is for the best
That I'm not too
Enthused about you
I'll be forthright
Because it's not the way to
What a way to go
And I know you want fax 'n' info

I must confess that it is for the best
That I'm not too
Enthused about you
I'll be forthright
Because it's not the way to
What a way to go
And I know you want fax 'n' info

I find I'm unable to convince you
That I'm stable
You say you're not sure - well I
Don't know what for
Frankly I don't doubt it - no, there
Is no doubt about it
You're not for me 'cos I'm not for
Show (I'm not so suave)

I must confess that it is for the best
That I'm not too
Enthused about you
I'll be forthright
Because it's not the way to
What a way to go
And I know you want fax 'n' info

I must confess that it is for the best
That I'm not too
Enthused about you
I'll be forthright
Because it's not the way to
What a way to go
And I know you want fax 'n' info