Lyrics Cartoons and Vodka - Jinkx Monsoon

Baby, I've been stompin' 'round
In these heels for all the goddamn day
I got aches and annoyance from livin' to earn my pay
Yet some piece and quiet from you
Would really go a long way
So ease it down

You see I'm tired (she's tired)
I'm spent (she's spent), I'm really feelin' my age
You know life is twice as hard
When you're livin' half on the stage
And I barely have the energy to sing you this song
So let's get some cartoons and Vodka
And do 'em all night long

Ooh, boy, are you ready for some fun?
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oh
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oh

You can call me juvenile
But I'm picky on how I spend my time
Don't you know it takes two crates of makeup
To go out lookin' this fine?
I don't work these nails to the bone
To hear you squabble and whine
So help me out

You better believe that I'm hot (so hot)
I'm wet (mmm-hmm), and it's really not fair
Takes more than a tall cool glass of you
There honey, to bring me up for air
And I've been too blown to rest
These bones for a long country mile
So let's get some cartoons and Vodka
And put 'em on for a while

Ooh boy, now gimme some of that smile
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oh
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oh

Ooh boy, are you ready for some fun?
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oh
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oh

Oh, drink them down, drink 'em down
Oh, drink them down
Oh-oh, drink 'em down, down, down, down, down, down, down
Oh-oh, ooh

Drink 'em down
Drink 'em down