Lyrics Makin' Love to Your Answer Machine - John Parr

Call me, the lady said call me
She left the number, written on the wall
A hundred times I′ve called it
Noon and night and mornin'
It′s ringin' off the wall

Call me, you say any time call me
Leave a little message
Just wanna hear your sweet voice
Every time I dial it
Your damn machine keeps whinin'
On and on, leave a message at the tone

She ain′t in, she′s not home
But I swear, I bet you're not alone
You′re with him, I can tell
You don't care
Girl, I know you oh so well
I ain′t cryin', I ain′t green
'Cause I'm sick an tired of
Makin′ love to your answer machine

Call me, you must be joking baby
Screw you, you had me by the balls
Girl I got your number
They had you listed under
Cruel and mean,
By the way screw your answer machine

You ain′t in, you're not home
But I swear, I bet you′re not alone
You're with him, I can tell
You don′t care
Girl, I know you oh so well
I ain't cryin′, I ain't green
And I'm sick and tired of
Makin′ love to your answer machine
Listen baby
Won′t you please pick up the phone
Don't keep me hangin′ on the line
Got a mean operator
Chewin' at my ear, says I′m down
Yes I'm down, too many times

I can′t eat, I can't sleep
I'm makin′ love, to your answer machine
All day, all night
But you, you don′t hear a word I say
Baby I'm yours, it′s obscene
And I'm sick and tired
Of your machine

She ain′t in, she's not home
Yeah I swear, I know you′re not alone
You're with him, you don't care
So much pain, hurtin′ more than I can bare
Baby I′m yours, it's obscene
I keep makin′ love to your machine
I'm obsessed, set me free
′Cause I'm sick and tired of
Makin′ love to your answer machine