Lyrics The Chick-fil-A Song (Bonus Track) - Jonny Diaz

If the Good Lord wanted fast food,
I know just what He'd eat
Not Taco Bell to Pizza Hut
Or even Micky-D's
'Cause clowns have always scared Him
Just trust me, I can tell
But there's something 'bout that upright cow
Who needs to learn to spell

Chick-fil-A, I have to say
That you're the one for me!
Your food is always hot and fresh
And your bathroom's always clean
And if you thank me for this song,
You know I'd love the gesture
But I won't make a big deal out of it,
I'll simply say: "My Pleasure!"

A number one, no pickle;
That's always what I want
My wife says I should live a little
But I say, "What's the point?"
'Cause when you've tasted true love
There's no room for compromise
I say, "It's like my love for you, Sweetheart"
But she just rolls her eyes

I still have my birthdays at your place
With a big, fat smile across my face
When I'm sliding slides
And acting squirrely
People stare because I'm almost thirty

So, Chick-fil-A I have to say
That you're the one for me
If you were open Sunday
I'd just stay with you all week
Coupons would be nice,
But you know I'll take whatever
'Cause it is not the gifts, but love
That's holding us together
So if you thank me for this song
You know I'd love the gesture
But I won't make a big deal out of it
I'd simply say: "It's My Pleasure!"