Lyrics Banana Split for My Baby - Keely Smith , Louis Prima

Banana split for my baby,
A glass of plain water for me.
Banana split for my baby,
Glass of plain water for me

Dispenser Man, If you please
Serve my chick a mess of calories

Banana split for my baby,
A glass of plain water for me.

Flip back the lid, scoop everything in sight,
Make it a rainbow of red, brown and white
Chocolate chip and everything thats nice,
Tutti Frutti once and spumoni twice

Banana split for my baby,
A glass of plain water for me.

Spread the whip cream for at least an hour
Pile it as high as the Eifel Tower
Load it with nuts, about 16 tons
Top it with a pizza just for fun

Banana split for my baby,
A glass of plain water for me.

Stack her up with crazy goo
Cause thats the stuff she likes to wade through

Banana split for my baby,
A glass of plain water for me.

Now add the cherries, the kind she loves to munch,
Skip one banana use the whole darn bunch
Drown it in fudge, 6 or 7 cans,
Giver her two spoons, she'll eat it with both hands

Banana split for my baby,
A glass of plain water for me.

Seperate checks, It must be
Charge the split to her,
The water to me

Banana split for my baby,
A glass of plain water for me.
I ain't got no money
A glass of plain water for me