Lyrics You've Got to Pick a Pocket or Two - Keith Hamshere & Ron Moody

In this life, one thing counts, in the bank, large amounts.
I′m afraid these don't grow on trees.
You′ve got to pick a pocket or two, you, got to pick a pocket or two, boys, you've got to pick a pocket or two.
Large amounts don't grow on trees, you gotta pick a pocket or two! (Spoken) *
Let′s show ′em how to do it my dears!* Why should we break our backs, stupidly, paying tax, better get some untaxed income, better pick a pocket or two, you, gotta pick a pocket or two, boys, you gotta pick a pocket or two.
Why should we all break our backs?
Better pick a pocket or two! (Spoken)*
Who says crime doesn't pay?* Robin Hood what a crook, gave away what he took.
Charity′s fine, subscribe to mine, get out and pick a pocket or two, you, gotta pick a pocket or two boys, you gotta pick a pocket or two.
Robin Hood was far too good, get out and pick a pocket or two! (Spoken)*
My merry men!
Hahahaha!* Take a tip, from Bill Sykes, he can whip, what he likes, I recall he started small, he had to pick a pocket or two, you, gotta pick a pocket or two, boys, you gotta pick a pocket or two.
We will be like old Bill Sykes, if we pick a pocket or two! (Spoken)*
If at first you don't suceed* When I see someone rich, both my thumbs, start to itch, only to find some piece of mind, I have to pick a pocket or two, you, gotta pick a pocket or two, boys, you gotta pick a pocket or two.
Just to find some piece of mind, you have to pick a pocket or two!