Lyrics Arguing - Kevin Hart

You know what man, all we do is argue too.
That's why I'm mad.
But before we was married we were boyfriend/girlfriend,
We was happy.
We would smile tell jokes, I saw her teeth every now and then.
Now we just argue, you ever argue with a female?
And in the middle of the argument you no longer feel safe, you know what I'm talking 'bout.
Because of her actions, like she might start pacing back and fourth real fast.
Breathing out of nose.
You know what my wife do when she get mad?
She starts talking in third person, that's some scary shit right there.
Because that right there is her way of telling me she not going to be responsible for none of her actions.
It's like she forget she real for about five minutes, and starts yelling.
"See Kevin you know what yo problem is?"
"You don't think Tori crazy!"
Like, "baby, I uh, thought you was Tori?"
"See you think she playin'."
"Wait a minute now.-"
I got so scared, I started talking in third person.
I said, "Wait Kevin don't"
"He don't think she crazy, he just don't know where she at its dark in here."
"H-He can't find her that's all I'm saying."
"He don't like this game, he don't want to play this shit no more."
"This ain't fun like it used to be."
The longer you've been with a women, the crazier she get.
Like Imma push your buttons.
That's all women do, they just find ways to get you mad.
(Noises)
"That don't get you mad, no? no?"
(More noises)
"What about this ah yeah?"
That's all she do, push my damn buttons.
She like to argue when she naked.
Why do you wanna argue when you butt ass naked?
I can't argue with you when you naked, how is the anger gonna reappear when he happy.
I don't know shit.
Now we confused, we like "Take it, just take it!"
Then, "Nah, not this time."
"Your tryna turn us together, I see what's going on."
"You were here before she was alright?"
"We'll always have each other, don't you worry about nothing."
Always like to touch myself every once in a while too.