Lyrics Keep It Real...Represent '96 - Kool Keith , KutMasta Kurt

Yeah, rappers spread your cheeks
Pull your panties down
Take your wig off, let me see your bald head
That′s right, I got you on Kodak
Your pictures are goin' out to Black Tail
You′re gonna be a star
Yeah...

I heard you quit rap, your wife went back to porno flicks
You turned drag queen, a call girl doin' tricks
Night-time prostitute, kid, I'ma take your loot
I heard you queer now like Boy George, blowin′ flutes
With high heels, you stole your mom′s birth control pills
You on some new stuff, I heard about that sex change
You got a vagina, your grandmother think it's strange
New eyeliner, you was flirtin′ with a gay designer
Your girl felt mines and pulled off her Calvin Kleins
I saw Tampax, gonorrhea, red stop signs
I looked at her and said, "Mmm... put your panties back on"
Then jerked off to Foxy Brown when her verse was on
I wanna stand back and bust nuts at your butts
Your girl is cocked up, with lollipops, doggie style
I feel I'm dealin′ with plastic, watch these fake smiles
Yeah, meet my left and my right

Keep it real... represent what?
My nuts!
Keep it real... represent what?
My nuts!

I got utensils, back up kid, yo guard your rectum
I'm crazy out here, mental man, don′t respect him
You now in pain, your mom just had the abortion
Big head boo, I put some roaches on your whole crew
Have you scared with crack pipes, your family won't doo-doo
Wear out your welcome, your little girl sex desires
Have you handicapped, some friends of mine blow your tyres
Like Alfred Hitchcock, the ghost stands on your block
With nine mil's for drug addicts, I keep triggers cocked
You on some methane, my witchcraft is on your brain
Blow out your headpiece and break out quick on the plane
Seal up your coffins and celebrate with champagne
Get my drink, Absolut, cranberry juice
Paranoid by rug spots, you see the purple moose
You smoking sherm or what? I paralyze that butt
Lick my D-head, you girls still pee in the bed
Yo take that wig off, yo punk let me see that caesar

Keep it real... represent what?
My nuts!
Keep it real... represent what?
My nuts!
Keep it real... represent what?
My nuts!

(Scrotum bag)
I gets more wreck, you rape kids in baby′s Pampers
Your wife is banned for leavin′ bras in my hampers
That heifer's ugly, plastic why you still bug me?
I′m on Melrose, the coast, takin' sun strolls
Black girls with weaves, white girls with flat butts
With the name H-O-M-O spelled in your name
You was a woman one time, man I know your game
With panties stuck up, sweat leakin′ in your crotch
Collard greens, you wet pig, you can't eat that much
I shut you down, your whole face two o′clock
Have your girl on Sunset, in Denny's suckin' cock
With white pumps, a blonde wig′s rottin′ in the trunks
That homeless monkey, Barbie doll crystal junkie
I'm no joke and have respect for your kinfolks
Tie your tubes back, my scope is on your asscrack
You got paid for doo-doo, that package rap was wack
Yeah, yeah, you know what?
Yeah...

Keep it real... represent what?
My nuts!
Keep it real... represent what?
My nuts!
Keep it real... represent what?
My nuts!
Keep it real... represent what?
My nuts!

That′s right, nine-six and seven
(Reverend Tom)
Representin' the scrotum
(Octagon)
All the hairs under the testicles
(SharkMan)
Lick...
(Kool Keith)
Yeah, don′t buy The Basement Tapes
Shiesty things going on, somebody's on the pipes
Labels folding, goin′ down, ninety-six
Nobody play the records
City's out, no Tuff
Tuff... Pity...