Lyrics Cartman's 2016 - Kubusiowy

Hi, I'm Lisa Schultz with CNN
We're here at the presidential debate with candidate Joanne Prada
Joanne Prada has been a controversial candidate since the beginning of the presidential race
Joanne, the first question America would like to ask you
With the economy in the trash
What would you do to help fix it?

Now, listen up America
Miss Prada ain't ever been scared of ya
I give free drugs to trading tricks
I pop my pussy for celery sticks
I drink and drive, fuck being alive
Kill everyone now, you won't survive
Our national anthem is Britney Spears
You're a terrorist if you shop at Sears
Instead of maths, we teach kids to dip
There is no gender, your sex means shit
Madonna fans are the upper class
And taxes? Bitch, you can kiss my ass
Everyone gets on EBT, the only channel is BET
I'd burn The White House and kill the eagle
Oh, and tampons are illegal

Now, candidate Joanne Prada, the people want to know
If you were inaugurated tomorrow
What would your first day be like in The White House?
What would you do? Who would you bring?

Chris Brown is my first man, Karrueche goes in the trash can
I'd let Lindsay free, you can't fuck with me
I'm taking Bill from Hillary
All sex changes are free of charge, all murderers are now at large
Drop out of school and disrespect your parents
Am I gonna win? Bitch, it's apparent
I climbed the poles, they poked my holes
Chris Christy can lick my soles
Paris Hilton is VP, our water supply is Fiji
You gets free Gucci if you pops your coochie
On our money would be "I Love Lucy"
Every pet would be a fur coat, every day would be a furlough

Now, Joanne, as the quote "Baddest tranny in America"
What would you do to ensure the voters who support you
Would be happy with the outcome?

I'll suck your balls, I'll lick your ass
I'll drink your piss from a wine glass
I'll fuck your dad, I'll fuck you bad
I'll bring my mower and cut your grass
I'll give your mother some compliments
I'll boost your step-daughter's confidence
I'll come over to your house
And we can totally listen to Ashlee Simpson and bond and junk
Vote for me, not Mike Huckabee
He smells like bleach and warm pee
And Jeb Bush is a retard, he looks like a dyke in a gay bar
And Hillary? She's cool, whatever
But does she have her shit together?
How many licks does it take 'til you get to the center of Prada? Bitch, you'll never

Now Miss Prada, you've made some wonderful statements and a lot of valid points
Do you have any last messages for listeners and viewers today, well?

Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada
Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada
Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne
Vote for Joanne
Bitch, yes, she can
Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada
Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada
Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne
Vote for Joanne
No, seriously, the sign-ups right over there, folks

Vote or gag, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag
Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne
Vote for Joanne
Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne
Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne
Bitch, yes, she can