Lyrics Positive - Legally Blonde the Musical Original London Cast feat. Sheridan Smith, Amy Lennox, Susan McFadden, Ibinabo Jack & The 'Legally Blonde The Musical - Original London Cast' Company

Honey whatcha cryin' at?
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
And why is she so rude?

Wipe your tears it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer up chin up it time to bring
A happy attitude

Keep it positive
As you slap her to the floor
Keep it positive
As you pull her hair and call her a whore
You can take her in a fight
You and he will reunite
You know we're right
We're positive

Kill her!

Girls, girls
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win back guys
Anyway she's twice my size
Who's got a plan B?

Uh... me
Look at her she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance and you've won
You off the hizzle G!
What?

Keep it positive
Yeah! Let out your inner freak!
Keep it positive
Miss prissy pants won't last a week
You will wet his appetite
You and he will reunite
You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're positive
We're posi-

Oh my god, you're making me sick!
Are we? Warner, lets take this back to my place.

Ohhhh hey hey hey!
We're positive
That he loves you and not her
You're hotter and I bet you're smarter
She don't know the real him
You feel him
So don't let her steal him
Wake him up like sleeping beauty
Turn his head with your red hot booty
We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk
It's positively time to shake your junk

Shake shake shake shake
Shake shake shake shake shake shake
Whoo!

Girls, how is this helping?
He's not even here!
He left while we were shacking junk!
Wait!

Girls I'm positive
We've taken this too far
No, I'm positive
This is Harvard not a stripper bar
All this trashy carrying on
That's the reason that he's gone
I need a salon!

Yeah!

Girls,
I'm positive
Try not to get upset
But I'm positive
That's it's time for me to go brunette
What?
Being blonde and being hot
That's got me exactly squat
Gotta show him I've got more to give
Oh oh oh oh
Now I'm positive
She's positive
I'm positive
She's positive
I'm positive
Positive she's positive
Positive!