Lyrics Bend and Snap - Legally Blonde the Musical Original London Cast feat. Susan McFadden, Amy Lennox, Ibinabo Jack, Jill Halfpenny, Sheridan Smith & The 'Legally Blonde The Musical - Original London Cast' Company

Look at my ass
Look at my thighs
I'm cat nip to the guys
They chase my tail
They drool and pant
Wanna touch this
But they can't

NO!

All the boys wanna come and play
Snap my fingers and they obey
Why do they follow me 'round all day?
Watch me while I walk away

I bend and snap

Feel how hot it's gettin'

Bend and snap

And when you got them sweatin'

Spring the trap
They cheer and clap

No tight end
Can defend
Against the bend and snap

Oh, that's easy for you to say

And you!
Girl, if you wanna make the team
Then fake some self-esteem

The more you jump around and scream
Then the sexier you seem

Please
Sorry girls, that ain't how I play
This wouldn't work if I tried all day
I gotta go get my asthma spray
Watch me while I walk away

No wait before you walk away
Just...

Bend and snap

OW!

Look how good you're getting

Bend and snap

I'ma bet right now you sweatin'

Sring the trap
They cheer and clap

So depend
On your friend
Called the...

Bend...

It's not the time to overthink
Just try it once, he'll buy you a drink

Excuse me, would you teach me that
I am tired of living alone with my cat

Sure!

Now a days I do dye jobs and curls
But here's how we did it in the Laker girls
Come on, Paulette

Doesn't this look fun

Works everytime

Look, do it and we'll go away

Okay, okay, okay, okay

Bend and snap

Damn!

Hey wait a second
When I beckoned
Look how the guys came running
Like I'm...'

Kickin'

Finger...'

Lickin'

Like I'm

friggin', wicked stunnin'

Will you pay for stuff I buy

Yes

And bake me cake and pie

Yes

And hold me when I cry

Yes

And I will tell you why
I'm too rockin' to walk away

All the boys come and gawk away
Droppin' jaws from a block away
Watchin' how I walk away

We love to watch her walk away

I bend...

and snap

Now look how hot it's gettin'
Bend and...

and snap

I'ma bet right now your sweatin'

Spring the trap
They cheer and clap

I depend on my friend

Go Paulette, Go Paulette

I depend on my friend

Go, go, go Paulette

I depend on my friend
Called the bend and snap

Riffing

Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap

I'm goona step aside
I'm goona get me some... KYLE!!!

Paulette, Did I leave my stylus?

Bend and snap...

Aghhh... O crap!!!