Lyrics When You Wish Upon A Fag - Digitally Remastered '95; - Leon Russell , Marc Benno

Caution, can be harmful to your heart and to your health
You can never be quite sure, so find out for yourself
Just a silly millimeter more - to Forest Lawn
And it doesn′t taste just like it should, but your cough will soon be gone
When your bass player's flat and your drummer drags
Don′t you wish you had a fag
Take the country out of town, but don't tattoo your throat
Coffin nails have pounded you - might just have missed the boat
Save the coupons, walk a mile, your lungs are getting tan
But nothing else that you can use is legal on the stand
But when your bass player's flat and your drummer drags
Bet you wish you had a fag