Lyrics Master of the House - Les Misérables - Original London Cast
Welcome,
Monsieur,
sit
yourself
down
And
meet
the
best
innkeeper
in
town
As
for
the
rest,
all
of
'em
crooks
Rooking
their
guests
and
crooking
the
books
Seldom
do
you
see
Honest
men
like
me
A
gent
of
good
intent
Who's
content
to
be
Master
of
the
house,
doling
out
the
charm
Ready
with
a
handshake
and
an
open
palm
Tells
a
saucy
tale,
makes
a
little
stir
Customers
appreciate
a
bon-viveur
Glad
to
do
a
friend
a
favor
Doesn't
cost
me
to
be
nice
But
nothing
gets
you
nothing
Everything
has
got
a
little
price
Master
of
the
house,
keeper
of
the
zoo
Ready
to
relieve
'em
of
a
sou
or
two
Watering
the
wine,
making
up
the
weight
Pickin'
up
their
knick-knacks
when
they
can't
see
straight
Everybody
loves
a
landlord
Everybody's
bosom
friend
I
do
whatever
pleases
Jesus!
Won't
I
bleed
'em
in
the
end
Master
of
the
house,
quick
to
catch
yer
eye
Never
wants
a
passerby
to
pass
him
by
Servant
to
the
poor,
butler
to
the
great
Comforter,
philosopher,
and
lifelong
mate
Everybody's
boon
companion
Everybody's
chaperone
Thenardier:
But
lock
up
your
valises
Jesus!
Won't
I
skin
you
to
the
bone
Enter
Monsieur,
lay
down
your
load
Unlace
your
boots,
rest
from
the
road
This
weighs
a
ton,
travel's
a
curse
But
here
we
strive
to
lighten
your
purse
Here
the
goose
is
cooked
Here
the
fat
is
fried
And
nothing's
overlooked
Till
I'm
satisfied
Food
beyond
compare,
Food
beyond
belief
Mix
it
in
a
mincer
and
pretend
it's
beef
Kidney
of
a
horse,
liver
of
a
cat
Filling
up
the
sausages
with
this
and
that
Residents
are
more
than
welcome
Bridal
suite
is
occupied
Reasonable
charges
Plus
some
little
extras
on
the
side
Charge
'em
for
the
lice,
extra
for
the
mice
Two
percent
for
looking
in
the
mirror
twice
Here
a
little
slice,
there
a
little
cut
Three
percent
for
sleeping
with
the
window
shut
When
it
comes
to
fixing
prices
There
are
a
lot
of
tricks
he
knows
How
it
all
increases,
all
them
bits
and
pieces
Jesus!
It's
amazing
how
it
grows
Thenardier
& Master
of
the
house,
quick
to
catch
yer
eye
Never
wants
a
passerby
to
pass
him
by
Servant
to
the
poor,
butler
to
the
great
Comforter,
philosopher,
and
lifelong
mate
Everybody's
boon
companion
Gives
'em
everything
he's
got
Thenardier:
Dirty
bunch
of
geezers
Jesus!
What
a
sorry
little
lot
Mme.
Thenardier
I
used
to
dream
that
I
would
meet
a
prince
But
God
Almighty,
have
you
seen
what's
happened
since?
Master
of
the
house?
Isn't
worth
me
spit
'Comforter,
philosopher'
and
lifelong
shit
Cunning
little
brain,
regular
Voltaire
Thinks
he's
quite
a
lover
but
there's
not
much
there
What
a
cruel
trick
of
nature
landed
me
with
such
a
louse
God
knows
how
I've
lasted
living
with
this
bastard
in
the
house
Thenardier
& Drinkers:
Master
of
the
house
Mme.
Thenardier:
Master
and
a
half
Comforter,
philosopher
Mme.
Thenardier:
Ah,
don't
make
me
laugh
Servant
to
the
poor,
butler
to
the
great
Hypocrite
and
toady
and
inebriate
Everybody
bless
the
landlord
Everybody
bless
his
spouse
Everybody
raise
a
glass
Raise
it
up
the
master's
arse
Everybody
raise
a
glass
to
the
Master
of
the
House
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1 At the End of the Day
2 I Dreamed a Dream
3 Lovely Ladies
4 Who Am I?
5 Come to Me
6 Confrontation
7 Master of the House
8 Stars
9 Red & Black
10 Do You Hear the People Sing?
11 Love Montage: I Saw Him Once / In My Life / A Heart Full of Love
12 One Day More
13 On My Own
14 A Little Fall of Rain
15 Drink With Me
16 Bring Him Home
17 Javert's Suicide: Soliloquy
18 Empty Chairs At Empty Tables
19 Finale
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