Lyrics HUMANS AND MONSTERS - Lil Darkie

Ah
Hello everybody
Welcome to the fucking show
This is a story about us
A story about people
Humans
And monsters
Monsters
Underneath the bed
One wrong move
And you'll lose your head

Will you little motherfuckers
Stop jumping on the bed?

Yeah, uh
Yeah, uh
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Yeah
Yeah, uh

Breaking down weed on my platinum plaque
Breaking down weed on my platinum plaque
Breaking down weed on a-
Uh

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

Say what you want I don't give a crap
Breaking down weed on my platinum plaque
Smoking on this
Smoking on that
Exotic weed yeah it stick to the glass

When I light up a stick and hit it I don't pass
I don't gotta sign a deal imma pass
You working a 9 to 5 your life is ass

I'd rather die than be a slave to a corporation
(If you're working at your job right now, go quit)
You can say what you want they don't give a shit
You are less than dirt you are worse than spit

And fuck all of you niggas you can suck my dick
And if I was a woman you could lick my clit
And if I was China I'd nuke this shit

And if I was water I would still drip
And if I was you I would just quit
And if I was me
I am me
I'm glad I'm me

I never got no jewelry on me
I never got no expensive car
I never got time
Most of the time I'm thinking 'bout rhymes
I'm thinking 'bout bars

Thinking 'bout buying land for a farm
Big ass shotgun on my arm
Thinking 'bout growing beans and corn
Thinking 'bout moving real far

You can say what you want I don't give a crap
Ever since I got this platinum plaque
I been caring less and less and less about that
I'm sure that there's a lesson in that
If it ain't what I want the election is hacked
New American Revolution on the track

You're telling me the CIA got people addicted to crack?
You're telling me that the government isn't on our side?
Isn't that shit just a joke at this point?
Do we even really care that the government lies?

Do we even really hate what we say we despise?
Do we even really think what we think we think?
Is there fluoride in the water we drink?
Did the FBI calcify your third eye?

Hello!
I hope you have been enjoying the song so far!
Please take a moment to replenish your nutrients and water
And things like that before we open up the pit here in a moment
(I can do whatever the fuck I want bitch)

You know what I'm gonna go get some water
Here to entertain you is my favorite musical group
It's called sounds...
(No other rapper could do this)
...Uh a bunch of sounds
It's my favorite band
Okay goodbye
(Go fuck yourself)

(Sounds)
(Random sounds)
Okay, I'm back
I'm back, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Silverback gorilla, way I'm big as shit

Step up on the stage and I'm breaking shit
This that get the ground shaking shit
Tryna fuck with me? Are you naked bitch?
I do what I want, you can take it bitch

Say what you want
I don't give a crap
Ever since I got this platinum plaque
I been feeling like the joker don't give a fuck
I'm lonely where's batman at?
There's no competition trap metal is wack
You can only get this big in rap with a contract

Sell your soul we promise we'll give your masters back
Lil Darkie we want to take you out to a meal
We genuinely really care about how you feel
No one else has ever had this kind of deal

No one's ever had this kind of arrangement
Don't you want all your friends to be famous?
You don't want to remain nameless do you?
We promise we won't screw you

Yeah, yeah
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Yeah I like that one a lot
Why did you tell them that we have a platinum plaque though?
I don't know it's like a metaphor
Also it sounds cool
Did you have to like...
Did you have to lowkey lie to everybody
To get that message across?
Oh no, but I guess I'd make a really good
Politician or news anchor
If you know what I'm saying