Lyrics Do You Have Any Chewing Gum? - Lily Tomlin

I don't like steaks or fancy cakes
I'm full of ice cream food
I have just one affection
I really love to chew

Lollipops or chocolate drops
Have no effect on me
But when I have some chewin' gum
I'm as happy as can be

My mama gave me a penny
To buy some candy
I didn't want the candy
So I bought some chewin' gum
(Oh, yum, yum, yum)
I love my gum

My mama gave me a nickle
To buy a pickle
I didn't want a pickle
So I bought some chewin' gum
(Oh, yum, yum, yum)
I bought some gum

Each time I find myself with a dime
I hurry to the store
Cause' the boy who sells me chewin' gum
Is the one that I adore

My mama gave me a quarter
For soda water
I know I hadn't oughta
But I bought some chewin' gum
(A big, big fig is good for some)
But as for me, I'm happy
When I'm chewin' chewin' gum