Lyrics Felicia No Capicia - Louis Prima , Sam Butera & The Witnesses

I took Felicia to Las Vegas, here′s my story
She spent the weekend eating chicken cacciatore
But when I said, I'd like to kiss ya
Felicia, no capisce

The way she gambled at the tables wasn′t funny
You should have seen the way she found to lose my money
But when I said, I'd like to kiss ya
Felicia, no capisce

She understood
She heard me good
When I said, Have some real imported cheese
But when I said
Give me a squeeze
You'd think that I was talking Japanese
She never heard about the birds and bees

While she was half Abruzzese, half Calabrese
You gotta see the things I bought her
I took her out and spent my money just like water
But when I said, I′d like to kiss ya
Felicia, no capisce
(No she didn′t understand no she didn't understand)
Inst
She heard me fine
When I said, Dine
Then she drank half a case of wine
But when I said
Come on let′s spoon
You'd think that I was asking for the moon
Man that chick was as crazy as a loon
She was half Siciliana and what a baboon
I tried to make her feel relaxed
It costed me 97 dollars for the taxi
But when I said, I′d like to kiss ya
Felicia, no capisce

She said, Luigi Let's get married
And Luigi, no capisce