Lyrics Spanky - MC Chris

I was the cutest kid man you should've seen me
People pinched my cheeks they wanted me on tv
When puberty premiered i felt weird and started eating
Weight accumulated never sated always feeding
I was a fat kid back in the 80's
I liked french fries no aioli no gravy
I wouldn't share no matter your name
The fatter i became the sadder i sat ashamed
Picked last no friends called fat at the table
My father found no fault because he was also enabled
Food'll fix it was the ticket but that made matters worse
Now i'm the current carrier of a corpulent curse
No matter what the dish is only wish is it's hot
Metabolism was malicious it was slower than sloths
Every bite became a burden every servin was unnervin
Starving kids in china remind ya you don't deserve it

Hook

Too little for larges and too massive for mediums
People look at me and say what the fuck they feeding him
They don't design these dungarees 32 x 28
So i'm rolling up my cuffs and i'm feeling overweight

Other kids were even bigger but somehow succeeded socially
I wanted to be popular obviously wasn't supposed to be
I was hoping we could openly obsess over obesity
I'm always losing weight that's why i say you want a piece of me
Addiction introduction my affliction was fat
Wore a shirt when i went i swimming a slimming effect on my flab
Locker rooms were lethal tombs my body would be exposed
While they'd creep into the showers secretly slip on all my clothes
In the winter of my years it appears i'm a simple fool
My life is in the middle problems the same as middle school
Always feeling empty even though i'm feeling full
A treat will try to tempt me it's deadly i'm seeing skulls
Back in brooklyn i was broken i'd watch joggers from the window
Never believe it couldn't do wii fit i was anemic on nintendo
But then i jogged a single mile you should've seen my dentals
My limits were just figments turns out everything is mental