Lyrics Bizarro Genius Baby - MC Frontalot
Bizarre,
bizarro,
bizarro
genius
baby.
Bizarre,
bizarro,
bizarro
genius
baby.
I
had
a
dream
that
I
fathered
a
bizarro
genius
baby.
She's
out
the
womb
like,
"Dood,
why'd
I
get
expatriated?"
Debated
at
one
month
the
finer
points
of
a
diaper,
Devised
a
device
composed
of
a
hose
and
a
windshield
wiper.
Grew
riper
in
intellect
as
the
months
passed,
wore
a
dunce
cap
ironically,
Got
fussy
once
and
she
summoned
me
not
sonically
But
through
a
series
of
editorials
that
she
authored,
Entitled:
"Is
MC
Frontalot
One
Of
The
Worst
Fathers?"
Oxford,
Stanford,
Harvard
called,
she
didn't
call
them
back.
"Tuition
& Housing?
I'm
holding
out
for
a
tenure
track."
Distracted
by
her
first
birthday
party,
I
hardly
noticed
She'd
brought
peace
to
the
middle
east
or
at
least
a
cease-fire
with
the
POTUS.
And
no
dust
had
settled
when
she'd
disproved
Fermat
By
finding
A³
+ B³
that
= C³
and
her
sadness
At
throwing
the
field
into
disarray
got
assuaged
By
a
brand
new
rattle
and
a
mint
parfait.
Bizarro
genius
baby:
at
first
I
was
elated,
but
eventually
I
grew
concerned.
Bizarro
genius
baby:
you
prove
my
genes
are
Grade
A,
but
what
of
when
tables
turn?
She
had
to
settle
for
the
Fields
Medal
but
didn't
settle
well,
All
the
while
cursing
the
indiscretions
of
Madame
Nobel,
And
so
well
tuckered
out
was
she
at
this
point
that
she
napped,
Arose
with
a
whole
symphony
composed
in
B-flat.
"See
dad?"
Yes
dear,
it'll
go
with
the
other
ones
on
the
fridge,
In
between
the
two
Puccinis
you
translated
& abridged,
Just
above
'I
love
you
dad'
in
macaroni/glitter
And
the
37
villanelles
to
mom
(but
I
ain't
bitter).
And
no
quitter
was
she
neither
when
the
time
it
came
to
walk:
Built
an
exoskeleton
out
of
gelatin
and
chalk
Which
allowed
her
to
run
thirty
miles
an
hour
'round
the
yard.
You
think
that
parenting
your
normal
little
children
is
hard?
I
got
scarred,
scared,
scampered
at
by
holographic
artifacts
That
she
projected
on
the
scene
with
a
machine
that
automatically
Discerns
your
worst
concerns
& makes
them
visible.
She
deemed
it
risible.
Her
glee
was
indivisible
From
all
emanations
that
the
baby
would
make.
I
had
to
become
less
hilarious
for
all
of
our
sakes.
I
made
mistakes,
I'll
admit
it.
Dropped
the
kid
on
her
head,
Destroyed
the
part
of
her
that
thought
of
evil.
Or
so
she
said!
Now
I
bred
this
thing
out
myself
in
part
—
She
quoted
"reap
what
you
sow;"
I
had
to
take
it
to
heart.
I
sought
to
restart:
I
said,
"Girl,
you'll
be
a
woman.
Can't
be
dabbling
and
dilettantin'
all
the
time,
I'm
assuming.
Got
to
pick
a
theme
and
focus
the
beam
of
your
brain
power."
Her
face
became
overcome
with
an
insane
glower
And
then
it
remained
sour.
She
said,
"Oh,
I
have.
Though
the
UI
that
you
gave
me
was
buggy
I
finally
found
me
the
nav.
And
I'm
dialing
in
a
career
path
I
think
you'll
like.
Starts
when
I
played
with
an
808
and
it
ends
with
a
mic."
I
didn't
need
her
to
elaborate
at
all.
She
was
already
wearing
the
glasses,
mic
in
the
palm.
She
planned
to
become
a
nerdcore
rapper
just
like
me
So
I
shipped
her
to
Singapore,
sold
her
baby
ass
to
Nike.
Bizarre,
bizarro,
bizarro
genius
baby.
Sorry,
baby.
You
work
for
them
now.
Bizarre,
bizarro,
bizarro
genius
baby.
Stitch'em
tight.
Bizarro
genius
baby:
at
first
I
was
elated,
but
eventually
I
grew
concerned.
Bizarro
genius
baby:
you
prove
my
genes
are
Grade
A,
but
what
of
when
tables
turn?
1 Secrets From The Future
2 You Got Asperger's
3 Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe
4 Bizarro Genius Baby
5 Origin Of Species
6 I Hate Your Blog
7 It Is Pitch Dark
8 Forbidden Planet
9 A Skit About Robots
10 Gonna Be Your Man
11 Very Poorly Concealed Secret Track
12 Very Poorly Concealed Secret Track
13 Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0
14 The OMG Skit
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