Lyrics Jacquelyn Hyde - MC Frontalot
Corn
syrup!
We're
breaking
up.
The
doctor
explained
it:
I'm
old
as
Tut.
I'm
supposed
to
take
pills
that
mitigate
triglycerides.
Seems
we're
at
a
crossroads,
you
and
I.
Dated
for
decades,
built
up
trust,
Might
have
loved
sugar
better
but
it
wasn't
discussed;
We
had
an
agreement:
you'd
be
in
everything,
I'd
eat
it.
But
you
lied
when
you
said
you'd
be
all
that
I
needed.
She
had
means,
I
don't
need
to
say
it
She
had
dreams
I
was
only
in
the
way
of
I
pleaded
with
you,
PS2,
don't
leave
me.
You
had
a
change
of
heart
for
a
while
(which
was
deceiving).
I
looked
deep
inside
of
you,
fine-tuned
a
lens,
Left
the
screws
off,
thought
we
could
just
be
friends,
Maybe
hook
up
on
occasion,
for
old
times'
sake.
But
you
won't
mount
a
disc
now,
boot
to
heartache.
It's
just
not
the
same
between
us,
so
scat.
When
your
emulator's
old
enough,
I'm
ravishing
that.
Prosperity,
I've
had
it,
get
thee
hence.
Better
break
it
off
early,
not
risk
suspense.
Let
a
new
generation
learn
to
live
with
fence
And
windows
with
bars
and
bats
that
make
dents
In
heads
and...
yikes,
the
lean
times
are
scary!
I
changed
my
mind
prosperity,
let's
stay
married!
You've
already
given
up
on
me?
But
what
of
lubs?
The
way
you
turn
on
a
dime,
you're
not
who
I
thought
you
was.
Ear
infection,
I
feel
betrayed.
You
used
to
come
visit
a
lot,
plus
you
stayed.
Now
it's
like
I
don't
know
you,
call
you
Jacquelyn
Hyde.
My
ear's
safe
and
warm
yet
you
wander
outside.
Where'd
you
sleep
last
night?
Should
I
guess?
Doesn't
hurt
when
I
burp:
I'm
without
your
distress.
How'd
you
do
me
like
this?
That's
it.
We're
not
together.
How's
it
my
fault,
for
taking
up
with
eardrops?
Whatever.
California!
Listen,
we're
breaking
up.
I
know
I
left
my
heart
in
the
heart
of
you,
but
I
can't
keep
from
feeling
push
came
to
shove
And
you
undid
the
part
I
was
proudest
to
love.
California,
I'll
still
visit
I
promise.
Not
least
among
charms,
you're
the
place
where
my
mom
is.
And
I'll
be
back.
Get
your
votes
rearranged.
Till
then,
we
can't
date.
It's
your
fault,
you
changed.
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2 Charisma Potion
3 Jacquelyn Hyde
4 Your Friend Wil
5 The Tribulations of Muffy and Percival
6 First World Problem
7 Disaster
8 Everyone's A Critic
9 A Little Bit Broad
10 Spoiler Alert
11 80085
12 Question And Answer Time
13 Better At Rapping
14 The Council of Loathing
15 Front the Most
16 Painstakingly Concealed Secret Track
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