Lyrics This Gigantic Robot Kills - Suburban Legends , MC Lars
Billy
built
a
robot
in
his
parent's
garage,
Because
he
had
a
list
of
problems
that
he
needed
to
solve.
He
said,
"I'm
sick
of
the
Hills,
Laguna
Beach
is
fake
and
whack.
Let's
party
like
it's
'96
and
bring
the
horn
section
back."
Back
before
Gwen
Stefani
started
rapping
with
Pharrell.
Gas
cost
$1.15
and
Goldfinger
could
sell.
When
reality
TV
wasn't
scripted
or
contrived.
The
brass
was
phat
and
bumpin'
and
the
beats
were
all
played
live.
See,
Billy
was
obsessed
with
3rd
wave
ska.
The
Mighty
Bosstones,
Reel
Big
Fish,
Less
Than
Jake,
he'd
seen
them
all.
He
longed
for
a
time
when
even
Bill
Clinton
played
the
sax,
On
the
white
house
lawn,
and
kids
wore
shades
and
checkered
slacks.
So
Billy
sits
back
In
the
class
and
labs.
Put
a
notebook
on
his
lap.
'Cuz
he
plans
a
task
To
make
a
giant
robot.
How's
that?
And
bring
the
real
Orange
County
back.
This
gigantic
robot
kills.
He's
gonna
come
down
the
block,
he's
gonna
fire
at
will.
He's
got
a
cannon
on
his
shoulder
and
a
laser
in
his
hand.
He's
gonna
win
the
day
for
Billy,
make
the
city
understand.
The
robot
was
completed
and
it
opened
up
its
eyes,
Weighing
700
pounds,
and
standing
8 foot
5.
With
his
black
coat,
white
shoes,
black
hat,
set
to
attack,
The
robot
headed
to
the
hills
to
give
those
spoiled
kids
a
smack.
Christoph
Leary
got
knocked
flat
As
Billy
bumped
the
Aquabats.
He
ripped
out
Mischa
Barton's
spine
To
crank
Save
Ferris
and
Sublime.
He
burnt
down
Heidi
Montag's
home
And
to
blast
the
OC
Supertones.
His
scream
was
smashing
LC's
head.
Ska
is
not
dead.
This
gigantic
robot
kills.
He's
gonna
come
down
the
block,
he's
gonna
fire
at
will.
He's
blasting
bullets
from
his
elbows,
shooting
missiles
from
his
eyes.
He's
gonna
win
the
day
for
Billy,
take
the
OC
by
surprise.
He'll
make
you
do
the
macerena
As
you
rock
your
Tamagachi,
With
your
Newton
down
in
Woodstock,
Playing
Sega
la-di-da-di.
He
brought
the
90's
back,
And
then
he
freed
Tibet.
If
you
can't
find
his
jam
on
Napster
then
the
warehouse
sells
cassettes.
(Old
school)
Gigantic
(he
was)
Gigantic
(this
robot)
Gigantic
(so
very)
Gigantic
(ska
robot)
This
gigantic
robot
kills.
He's
gonna
come
down
the
block,
he's
gonna
fire
at
will.
He's
got
a
cannon
on
his
shoulder
and
a
laser
in
his
hand.
He's
gonna
win
the
day
for
Billy,
make
the
city
understand.
This
gigantic
robot
kills.
He's
gonna
come
down
the
block,
he's
gonna
fire
at
will.
He's
blasting
bullets
from
his
elbows,
shooting
missiles
from
his
eyes.
He's
gonna
win
the
day
for
Billy,
take
the
whole
world
by
surprise.
Ska
is
not
dead.
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1 Where Ya Been Lars?
2 Hipster Girl
3 It's Not Easy (Being Green)
4 This Gigantic Robot Kills
5 No Logo
6 35 Laurel Drive
7 Twenty-Three
8 Guitar Hero Hero (Beating Guitar Hero Does Not Make You Slash)
9 O.G. Original Gamer
10 We Have Arrived
11 White Kids Aren't Hyphy
12 (Lord It's Hard to Be Happy When You're Not) Using the Metric System
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