Lyrics 35 Laurel Drive - MC Lars
John
Thatcher
Longley:
Yo!
Lars:
John.
JTL:
What's
up?
Lars:
Yo,
I'm
going
to
put
the
song
about
your
house
on
the
album.
Is
that
cool?
JTL:
Uh...
Yeah,
I
just
don't
want
to
have
any,
like,
stalkers
knowing
my
name,
like
my
full
name.
Do
you
think
it's
cool?
Lars:
We'll
keep
it
on
the
DL.
We're
going
to
spell
it
in
the
lyrics
different
than
it
is.
JTL:
Alright,
that's
cool,
yeah,
whatever.
My
drummer
has
the
messiest
house
in
New
Jersey
My
drummer
has
the
messiest
house
in
New
Jersey
John
Thatcher
Longley
- clean
up
your
house
John
Thatcher
Longley
- clean
up
your
house
My
drummer
has
the
messiest
house
in
New
Jersey
My
drummer
has
the
messiest
house
in
New
Jersey
My
drummer
has
a
messy
house
And
that
is
what
this
song's
about
As
I
write
these
rhymes
I'm
starting
to
doubt
This
kid
will
ever
take
the
garbage
out
The
living
room
is
full
of
cans
The
ping-pong
table
barely
stands
I
guess
he's
too
busy
with
other
demands
Like
Game
Cube
and
listening
to
pop
punk
bands
There's
pizza
boxes
stacked
in
the
living
room
No
mops,
no
brooms,
and
no
vacuums
Open
the
fridge
and
you
might
see
Half
a
Mr.
Pibb
and
some
moldy
cheese
Upstairs
the
toilet
barely
works
That's
just
one
of
the
many
perks
Last
time
it
took
me
half
an
hour
To
figure
out
how
to
work
his
upstairs
shower
His
house
makes
me
think
about
All
the
things
in
life
you
can
live
without
LIke
Internet,
pens,
tables
and
chairs
There's
mail
stacked
randomly
on
the
stairs
The
bathroom
door's
falling
off
I
went
to
the
attic
and
started
to
cough
But
every
time
a
tour
rolls
by,
you
know
we'll
stay
at
Laurel
Drive
John
Thatcher
Longley
- clean
up
your
house
John
Thatcher
Longley
- clean
up
your
house
John
Thatcher
Longley
- clean
up
your
house
John
Thatcher
Longley
- clean
up
your
house
Lars:
I
mean,
does
it
make
you
mad
at
all?
JTL:
No,
no,
I
think
it's
hilarious.
Lars:
Alright
cool,
I
just
wanted
to
make
sure
it
was
cool.
My
drummer
has
a
messy
house,
And
that
is
what
this
song's
about.
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1 Where Ya Been Lars?
2 Hipster Girl
3 It's Not Easy (Being Green)
4 This Gigantic Robot Kills
5 No Logo
6 35 Laurel Drive
7 Twenty-Three
8 Guitar Hero Hero (Beating Guitar Hero Does Not Make You Slash)
9 O.G. Original Gamer
10 We Have Arrived
11 White Kids Aren't Hyphy
12 (Lord It's Hard to Be Happy When You're Not) Using the Metric System
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