Lyrics Fine Upstanding Citizen - Maia Sharp

A fine upstanding citizen
Just kicked my ass
I was almost out the door
The guard was gonna let me pass
Then another good Samaritan
Went and told
And the place went cold
The officer responding kicked my ass
I was almost in his car
I thought I was safe at last
Then the f.u.c. that worked me over
Went and told the blue
He wasn't through
A cashier left her line
To hold me down
As all the honest shoppers were
Gathering around
Everyone was cheering and
I started thinking
Maybe I'm
Not welcome here
Grandmothers and children
Were joining in
'Cause everybody wants to be a
Fine upstanding citizen
I can't even remember
What I tried to steal
I thought I'd make just
One more appeal
But the officer responding agreed
They were upstanding
Fists were flying and
Most of them were landing
Everyone was cheering and
I started thinking
Hey maybe I'm not welcome here
Maybe I'm not welcome here